My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?
Artistic.
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
They told me I'd never be good at poetry.
But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Why did Stephen hawking go on to Britain’s got talent. To sing
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Are you guys alright?
If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.
(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)
