Talent

Talent Jokes

Dad

My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.

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  • Brain

    What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

    They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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  • Art

    What do you call an autistic kid that’s good at art?

    Artistic.

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  • Eagle

    Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!

    Memes

    Poetry

    They told me I'd never be good at poetry.

    But to date I have made 3 jugs and a vase, and they look lovely!

    Roblox

    Roblox Talent Shows be like:

    Host: Next Up is Bob!

    Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-

    *Buzzing Noises*

    Judges: You suck!

    Bob: I'm reporting!

    *Bob get's kicked from the server*

    Floor

    Denki: Did you just... fall over?

    Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.

    Sero: Backwards?

    Bakugo: I'm talented.

    Singing

    Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?

    Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)

    Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.

    Me: *Confused*

    Sister: They're both horrible.

    Lewandowski

    Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!

    Friend

    You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.

    Difference

    What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?

    Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.

    Rapper

    Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?

    To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!

    Pianist

    1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?

    2nd person: What?

    1st person: A pianist.

    Dad

    Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."

    Mom

    "If you're good at something, never do it for free."

    Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.

    Rapper

    Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

    Because good rappers always stand out!

    Guy

    Are you guys alright?

    If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.

    (This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)