Talent jokes
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
You say to your slow friend: "Damn, you're slower than Stephen Hawking!" And that takes some talent.
What do you call a talentless Korean person? Us Lee Less!
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What's the difference between Elton John and rapboat?
Elton is talented, rich, and openly gay. Rapboat got fuck all talent, no money, and is not out of the closet yet.
My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.
My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
Why did the rapper always carry a flashlight?
To SHINE A LIGHT on his talent!
Why is the eagle a bird with many skills? Because it’s talon-ted!
Lewandowski is so fast because whoever would think of adding an engine to him is a genius!
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
I saw a trophy in my sister's room. So I said congratulations on your cheer leading. My sister said I didn't win the trophy for cheer leading, so I asked why. My sister said I won because I give the best jobs.
What do you call an autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Are you guys alright?
If you answered yes then you are wrong. You are all LEFT. Kill me, hmph.
(This joke was taken from that none funny b*tch on Britain's Got Talent)
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Roblox Talent Shows be like:
Host: Next Up is Bob!
Bob: Hi! I'll be singing Pian-
*Buzzing Noises*
Judges: You suck!
Bob: I'm reporting!
*Bob get's kicked from the server*
My dad was a master of his art; being compared to Houdini. Due to his skill in disappearing.
What can a dwarf do standing up that a tall person can't do standing up?
Perform fellatio.
Denki: Did you just... fall over?
Bakugo: Tch, no, I attacked the floor.
Sero: Backwards?
Bakugo: I'm talented.