Humor
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
Eventually find me attractive.
FICTIONAL BOOKS / AUTHORS
Outdoor Entertaining by Patty O.
Over the Mountaintop by Hugo First.
Plumbing for Idiots by Duane Pipes.
Music Theory by Amanda Lynn Player.
Meterology 101 By Wendy Reign and Sonny Daze.
Oh God By Dixie Rect.
Please Don't Stop By Craven Moorehead.
Life And Times Of A Porn Star By Dixie Normous.
Right Stuff By Dang Lin-Wang.
How To Take Care of Your Cat By Connie Lingus.
Right Way 2 Orgasm By Buster Cherry.
The Unwanted Child By Brooke N Rubbers.
What do you call the bear that pushes all the other bears into the pool? The dry bear.
If you’ve got depression, then your life is a joke. Everyone laughs at both.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Ho Lee Fuk.
What's a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Lady fingers.
Your face is a joke.
Q: What did the skeleton say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
A: Will you marrow me?
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
Kyle's penis is small.
What's the biggest problem with gravity?
It keeps putting people down.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Chuck Norris and Medusa had a staring contest. Medusa turned to stone.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What is yellow?
Have you ever had Ethiopian food?
Don't worry, neither have they.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he was part of the Lazy Bones team!
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?