Humor
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: Couldn't get his dick out of the chicken.
Yo mama is so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
I just planted emo grass.
Ignore it and it cuts itself.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
All these suicide jokes are f***ing killing me.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.