My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
The Doctor's Exam
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The humor comes from the unexpected reason the doctor gives for telling the patient to stop masturbating. You'd think it was for health reasons, but no, she's just trying to do her job without interruption from his self-pleasuring.