Wagon Riddle of Sand and Newborns

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  • What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?

    You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen here, you brainless baboon. You really think it's okay to ask about wagons full of newborns?! Here's the deal: a pitchfork is for, like, hay or dirt, not babies! You're trying to compare literal sand with living tiny humans. Go to your corner and think about what you did.

    Comments (1)

  • U can't unload sand with a pitchfork either

    Vile Plover

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