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Anonymous

An American is lecturing a British person, saying things like “it’s an elevator not a lift” and “it’s chips not crisps” etc. After a while of this the British person calmly retorted “they’re schools, not shooting ranges”.

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Anonymous

I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.

America

Anonymous

What’s an abreviation for school in America

Shooting range

Jokes just as dead as the victims

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Anonymous

Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed

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Anonymous

Three men are travelling through the desert when their single camel dies. They walk for a while but then it becomes night. Desperate for shelter, suddenly they stumble across a tent and inside is three beautiful women. The men were not only lost but horny too so they begin to have sex with the women. But the tent belongs to a prince and these three women were his wives so he is very angry when he arrives an hour later and sees three strangers having sex with his wives. He tells the three men he will chop off their penises as punishment, in some way relating to their job. He asks the first man what his job is: The guy says, "I’m a fireman" The prince says, "Then we’ll burn your dick off!" The second guy says, "I’m an employee at the shooting range" The prince says, "Then we’ll shoot your dick off!" The third guy smiles and says, "I’m a lollipop salesman

America

Anonymous

What are the best shooting ranges in america?

Schools

Difference

funni man

Whats the difference between and american school and a shooting range

my dick doesnt get hard at the shooting range

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Anonymous

i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised when i saw on the news that there was a school shooting in my shooting range, i dont know who snitched…

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Ano

When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head…

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schoolshooter101

i went to my local shooting range today but was surprised to see that the news reported a school shooting there, i still dont know who snitched…

Orphan

Anonymous

Orphan: Shooting gun at shooting range, "I’m out of bullets, got a magazine?" Guy: that’s probably because your S I N G L E

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