What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler
How much did the haulla-cost
I heard an uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like 40$
Due to the rising cost of ammunition there will be no warning shots
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
3 people died and went to Hell. One of them is from America, the second guy is from Germany, and the third guy is from Afghanistan. The devil lets each person make a phone call to their loved ones in the country they came from but they will be charged. The American spends 10 minutes on the phone and is charged $20. The German spends 12 minutes on the phone and is charged $24. The man from Afghanistan spends half an hour on the phone and is charged nothing. The other two guys asked the devil why. The devil responded: "Local calls are free".
What is the best thing about being buried alive or burning to death? No funeral costs
What do you call a cheap circumcisim, a rip off
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears? -- A buccaneer.
What’s the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'"
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The trıp from your eyebrow to your hairlıne costs 6000$.
Gas is expensive nowadays In the 1940s they got it for free
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss
Doctor: I'm sorry but your surgery will cost a lot of money. Buuuuuut what's this behind your ear? Oh it's still cancer
what concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cents featuring nickleback
When we were kids, we used to be afraid of the dark. But when we grew up, the electricity bill made us afraid of the light!
Well at least my adoption fee cost more than you
It's called Costa Coffee because it's short for "Cost A lot for boiled, rancid dishwater".
Why do emo kids cost so much? Because they’re the only people you can scan at the checkout machine.
