Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it

Your so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton

What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?

A baseball player has a home to run to.

Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard...

Grandma: young people your age are married by now,why aren’t you?

Me: old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?

How do you check that a rabbit is old?

You check how many grey hares it has

If I adopt a child is it mine ?? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😳

Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10

chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him

What skeleton says when he have lots of work? I have ton of work, skele-ton.

My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry

So I threw a coconut at her