Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and that's it
Me
You so skinny death and thought you were dead
Your so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton
Bro.. tampons look like sperms and they go up your coochie
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
A baseball player has a home to run to.
My grandpa died in 911 ,he was a great pilot
Does anyone want to chat? Super bored!
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard...
Grandma: young people your age are married by now,why aren’t you?
Me: old people your age are dead right now, why aren’t you?
You
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many grey hares it has
What do you call a dog that tells the time ?
a watchdog
If I adopt a child is it mine ?? 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯😳
Ya nan does gymnastics with her boyfriends
What do butts say. Help me I’m getting wiped clean
Two priests are in a bar one says to the other priest Ill swap you 2 5 for a 10
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
cornn flaek.
What skeleton says when he have lots of work? I have ton of work, skele-ton.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said, "Onions are the only food that makes you cry." So I threw a coconut at her.