Coffin Jokes

I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin ⚰️ and whispered. "Whose late now ?"

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!


When you say to your friend I've got your back then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.

Me: good night everyone My friends and family: night Me: *gets in coffin* My family: *stares at my friends* you aren't going to do something?!? My friends: *to my family* nope, this is normal.

You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.


Was it the pills that stopped his coughing or was it the coffin they carried him of in?