Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin ⚰️ and whispered. "Whose late now ?"
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.
When you say to your friend I've got your back then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
Me: good night everyone My friends and family: night Me: *gets in coffin* My family: *stares at my friends* you aren't going to do something?!? My friends: *to my family* nope, this is normal.
Q:how can you tell if a vampire is sick
A:By how much hes coffin
Me:I saw your parents yesterday
Orphan girl: Where
Me:The coffin was still open
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
Why was there a box in a church because their was a funeral
What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
How do you know someone is going to die? he can't stop coughing. (coffin)
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing or was it the coffin they carried him of in?
How do you know a vampire's sick?
If he's coffin (coughing?)
The optimistic midget's coffin was half full.
