Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.
Coffin Jokes
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
You’ll end up DEAD if you don’t stop COFFIN!!!
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box…
Q:how can you tell if a vampire is sick
A:By how much hes coffin
Hears the news about Sandy Hook Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives… Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:… Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work… We were able to lift his coffin.
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas…
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawkins coffin
What was king tut’s favorite coffee?
- De-coffin-atedWhen you say to your friend I’ve got your back then at his funeral you see in his coffin he’s missing his middle piece.
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing or was it the coffin they carried him of in?
Q: why is the graveyard so noisy A: because all the coffin
if you don’t get it it mean because of people coughing
what’s does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.
How do skeletons get COVID? From the coffin!
Where did Sally go after the gunshot ? 6 feet under
that is how deep they put the coffin…
What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
How do you know a vampire’s sick?
If he’s coffin (coughing?)