Coffin

Coffin Jokes

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

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When you say to your friend I've got your back then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.

I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin ⚰️ and whispered. "Whose late now ?"

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

Me: good night everyone My friends and family: night Me: *gets in coffin* My family: *stares at my friends* you aren't going to do something?!? My friends: *to my family* nope, this is normal.

You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.

WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!

Was it the pills that stopped his coughing or was it the coffin they carried him of in?