Coffin Jokes

Anonymous
in Puns

Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.

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Anonymous

I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin ⚰️ and whispered. "Whose late now ?"

Ivy
in America

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

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Anonymous

When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground

Blob on the floor

You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!

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THe box
in Juice

What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?

A juice box...

Anonymous
in Man

What was king tut's favorite coffee?

- De-coffin-ated

Aiden

Q:how can you tell if a vampire is sick

A:By how much hes coffin

ROSA_Jokes

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

Anonymous

When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas...

The Fires Of Hell

*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.

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Anonymous

What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?

Stephen Hawkins coffin

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Dr fiend
in Prostitution

How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.

How do you know someone is going to die? he can't stop coughing. (coffin)

Anonymous
in Michael Jackson

What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂

Anonymous

When you say to your friend I've got your back then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.

seb

WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!

Was it the pills that stopped his coughing or was it the coffin they carried him of in?

Anonymous
in Graveyard

Q: why is the graveyard so noisy A: because all the coffin

if you don't get it it mean because of people coughing

neyo cunningham

what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.

Yert
in Sally

Where did Sally go after the gunshot ? 6 feet under

*that is how deep they put the coffin...*