Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
What was king tut's favorite coffee?
- De-coffin-ated
How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.
When you say to your friend I've got your back then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin ⚰️ and whispered. "Whose late now ?"
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A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
Q:how can you tell if a vampire is sick
A:By how much hes coffin
Me: good night everyone My friends and family: night Me: *gets in coffin* My family: *stares at my friends* you aren't going to do something?!? My friends: *to my family* nope, this is normal.
Me:I saw your parents yesterday
Orphan girl: Where
Me:The coffin was still open
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
Why was there a box in a church because their was a funeral
What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
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Was it the pills that stopped his coughing or was it the coffin they carried him of in?
How do you know someone is going to die? he can't stop coughing. (coffin)
