Coffin jokes
Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?
A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
How do you bury a prostitute?
In a Y-shaped coffin.
When earthquakes hit, coffins become maracas underground.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
What was King Tut's favorite coffee?
De-coffin-ated.
When you say to your friend, "I've got your back," then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"
You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
Me: I saw your parents yesterday.
Orphan girl: Where?
Me: The coffin was still open.
Why was there a box in a church? Because there was a funeral.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can.