Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.
At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
When earthquakes hit, coffins become maracas underground.
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"
*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
Me: good night everyone My friends and family: night Me: *gets in coffin* My family: *stares at my friends* you aren't going to do something?!? My friends: *to my family* nope, this is normal.
Q:how can you tell if a vampire is sick
A:By how much hes coffin
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
When you say to your friend I've got your back then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
Me:I saw your parents yesterday
Orphan girl: Where
Me:The coffin was still open
How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.
What was king tut's favorite coffee?
- De-coffin-ated
Why was there a box in a church because their was a funeral
What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
When I die, I’ll die in a trash can
