Will glass coffins be a success? – Remains to be seen.
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
You’ll end up DEAD if you don’t stop COFFIN!!!
Hears the news about Sandy Hook Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives… Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:… Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawkins coffin
When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground
When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas…
When you say to your friend I’ve got your back then at his funeral you see in his coffin he’s missing his middle piece.
What was king tut’s favorite coffee?
- De-coffin-ated
Where did Sally go after the gunshot ? 6 feet under
that is how deep they put the coffin…
How do you know a vampire’s sick?
If he’s coffin (coughing?)
whats a zig zag and made of wood? stephens coffin
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin
Man 1: You look like Scott Cawthon Man 2: I’m gonna put your dick in a Coffin Man 3: Me first!
Your mom ma so fat she won’t be in a coffin when she dies she won’t fit in it
What’s the difference between a living and dead person?
I don’t know, I just bury the coffin.
The vampire was kept awake all night because of his wife’s coughin’ (coffin…coughin’…get it?)
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
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