Coffin Jokes

Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.

I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin ⚰️ and whispered. "Whose late now ?"

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

When earthquakes hit coffins become maracas underground

You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!

What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?

A juice box...

What was king tut's favorite coffee?

- De-coffin-ated

Q:how can you tell if a vampire is sick

A:By how much hes coffin

A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.

When there’s an earthquake, coffins become underground maracas...

*Hears the news about Sandy Hook* Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives... Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:.... Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.

What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?

Stephen Hawkins coffin

How do you bury a prostitute? In a Y shape coffin.

How do you know someone is going to die? he can't stop coughing. (coffin)

What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂

When you say to your friend I've got your back then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.

WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!

Was it the pills that stopped his coughing or was it the coffin they carried him of in?

Q: why is the graveyard so noisy A: because all the coffin

if you don't get it it mean because of people coughing

what's does a condom and a coffin have in common? they both still have stiffs but one is cumin and one is going.

Where did Sally go after the gunshot ? 6 feet under

*that is how deep they put the coffin...*