Egg

Egg Jokes

Homework

Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?

Students: Eggs.

Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?

Kids: Bacon.

Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?

Kids: Homework.

Yolk

Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.

Memes

Breakfast

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."

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  • Programmer

    A programmer and his wife.

    She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."

    After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.

    The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"

    He replies, "They had eggs."

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  • Comedian

    - I think you're EGGcellent.

    + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.

    - Really? Are you done yet?.

    + Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.

    Chicken

    How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?

    They egg-xercise every day!

    Food

    What did the egg say to the other egg?

    Nothing, they can't talk.

    Breakfast

    A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”

    Duck

    Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.