Egg jokes
Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon.
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework.
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go to the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
I love eggs!
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs? Because their quacks are too small.
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!