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Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

Difference

dankmemester

what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.

Difference

asian kid

what’s the difference between you and eggs? eggs get laid.

Make

Anonymous

Are you enjoying my yolks. I bet there making you crack up. If not, I better scrammble

Wife

Anonymous

A programmer and his wife.

She says, “We’re out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they’ve got eggs, get six.”

After a while, he’s back with six loaves of bread.

The wife asks, “Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?”

He replies, “They had eggs.”

Puns

sno

Why don’t dinosaurs lay eggs? Because they’re EGGstinct!

Kid

Agus
  • I think you´re EGGcellent.
  • Wow… You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
  • Really? Are you done yet?.
  • Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.

Chicken

Daniel King

What does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs! 😈🥚

Depression

Anonymous

Why doesn’t my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.

Things

Anonymous

How are shark eggs and your mam the same? There both the biggest thing ever laid.

Bar

Anonymous

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

Difference

Anonymous

Q: Whats the difference between an egg and me? A: an egg gets laid

Puns

egg

Why are eggs bad at puns? They always mix up their yokes!

Chicken

Anonymous

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. – I’ll let you know.

Puns

Sans

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

Puns

Lily Wolf

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don’t go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn’t if I fried

Wife

Anonymous

My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room

Chicken

Daniel King

How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?

They egg-cersize everyday!

Country

Anonymous

A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?

Roosters don’t lay eggs.

Puns

Hsin Huang

My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him Omelette you do your egg jokes.

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