Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
Egg Jokes
what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.
Are you enjoying my yolks. I bet there making you crack up. If not, I better scrammble
A programmer and his wife.
She says, “We’re out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they’ve got eggs, get six.”
After a while, he’s back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, “Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?”
He replies, “They had eggs.”
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
Why don’t dinosaurs lay eggs? Because they’re EGGstinct!
Why did the chicken cross the playground.
to get to the other side
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
- I think you´re EGGcellent.
- Wow… You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
- Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.
Why doesn’t my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman… a kinder-egg suprise!!!
Why did the chicken crack the safe. To get to her nest egg.
what does a cannibal call a pregnant women,
a kinder surprise egg.
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”
What do eggs 🍳 like doing on stage?
Cracking yolks
Teacher: What does a chicken give you? Student: an egg! Teacher: What does a fat cow give you? Student: homework!
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
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My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
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Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
I LOVE EGGS
What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s?
You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!
Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)