Funny

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Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

Difference

dankmemester

what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.

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Bet

Anonymous

Are you enjoying my yolks. I bet there making you crack up. If not, I better scrammble

Puns

sno

Why don’t dinosaurs lay eggs? Because they’re EGGstinct!

Programming

Anonymous

A programmer and his wife.

She says, “We’re out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they’ve got eggs, get six.”

After a while, he’s back with six loaves of bread.

The wife asks, “Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?”

He replies, “They had eggs.”

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Chicken

Daniel King

What does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs! 😈🥚

Bar

Anonymous

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

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Kid

Agus
  • I think you´re EGGcellent.
  • Wow… You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
  • Really? Are you done yet?.
  • Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.

Cross

Lilyzilla 9

Why did the chicken cross the playground.

to get to the other side

Depression

Anonymous

Why doesn’t my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.

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Cannibal

Cannibalism

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman… a kinder-egg suprise!!!

Cannibal

whats a p....4

what does a cannibal call a pregnant women,

a kinder surprise egg.

Sister

Aiden

heres a list of puns not all of them are mine

1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

  1. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

  2. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

Love

Anonymous

I LOVE EGGS

Baby

ZeeBot84

Why can’t baby ducks lay eggs… cus there quacks too small

Restaurant

Anonymous

Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

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Meditation

eggs

what did the meditating egg say A) ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet

Nothing

E

what did the egg say to the other egg? Nothing, they cant talk

Chicken

Anonymous

Why did the chicken crack the safe. To get to her nest egg.

Breakfast

Anonymous

crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me- EGG