Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
What's the difference between eggs, and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
Are you enjoying my yolks. I bet there making you crack up. If not, I better scrammble
Why did the chicken cross the playground.
to get to the other side
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs? Because they're EGGstinct!
Why did the chicken crack the safe. To get to her nest egg.
- I think you ́re EGGcellent. + Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian. - Really? Are you done yet?. + Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise
A programmer and his wife.
She says, "We're out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they've got eggs, get six."
After a while, he's back with six loaves of bread.
The wife asks, "Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?"
He replies, "They had eggs."
crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me- EGG
What do eggs 🍳 like doing on stage?
Cracking yolks
what did the egg say to the other egg? Nothing, they cant talk
what did the meditating egg say A) ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”
what do you call and egg murder?
An eggs_terminator
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpy was an egg?
They never told us humpty was a egg. A man died then!
Why doesn't my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.
