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Are you enjoying my yolks. I bet there making you crack up. If not, I better scrammble

A programmer and his wife.

She says, “We’re out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they’ve got eggs, get six.”

After a while, he’s back with six loaves of bread.

The wife asks, “Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?”

He replies, “They had eggs.”

Why don’t dinosaurs lay eggs? Because they’re EGGstinct!

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

Aren’t my egg yolks amazing, don’t they make you crack up. If not, I better scramble

My wife went to make a cake the recipe said separate two eggs so she put one egg in the living room

So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I’m EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat

Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

THE EGG THAT BEAT KYLIE JENNER

what do you say after you throw a egg at someone? yolks on you!

Before the chicken or the egg there was only Chuck Norris.

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don’t go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn’t if I fried

Why did the chicken cross the road

He forgot his eggs

I have a lot of eggculaint egg puns, get the yolk… oh come on don’t be hard boiled

did you try the digital egg padlock? because it is very easy to crack the code.

A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?

Roosters don’t lay eggs.

Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?

Because he had good taste.

Are you an egg, cause you CRACK me up

what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.