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❤️ Tara ❤️

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

Difference

dankmemester

what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.

Difference

asian kid

what’s the difference between you and eggs? eggs get laid.

Make

Anonymous

Are you enjoying my yolks. I bet there making you crack up. If not, I better scrammble

Puns

sno

Why don’t dinosaurs lay eggs? Because they’re EGGstinct!

Wife

Anonymous

A programmer and his wife.

She says, “We’re out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they’ve got eggs, get six.”

After a while, he’s back with six loaves of bread.

The wife asks, “Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?”

He replies, “They had eggs.”

Chicken

Daniel King

What does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs! 😈🥚

Kid

Agus
  • I think you´re EGGcellent.
  • Wow… You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
  • Really? Are you done yet?.
  • Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.

Bar

Anonymous

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

Sister

Aiden

heres a list of puns not all of them are mine

1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

  1. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

  2. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

Depression

Anonymous

Why doesn’t my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.

Restaurant

Anonymous

Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

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Puns

Sans

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

Cannibal

whats a p....4

what does a cannibal call a pregnant women,

a kinder surprise egg.

Minutes

gingerpile

I bought a Dalek egg timer recently…I bought a Dalek egg timer recently… After a few minutes, it shouts, "Eggs terminate!

Woman

Cannibalism

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman… a kinder-egg suprise!!!

Difference

Anonymous

Q: Whats the difference between an egg and me? A: an egg gets laid

Chicken

Daniel King

How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?

They egg-cersize everyday!

Chicken

Lilyzilla 9

Why did the chicken cross the playground.

to get to the other side

Love

Anonymous

I LOVE EGGS

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