Egg Jokes

❤️ Tara ❤️
in Funny

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

dankmemester

what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.

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Anonymous

Are you enjoying my yolks. I bet there making you crack up. If not, I better scrammble

Anonymous
in Programming

A programmer and his wife.

She says, “We’re out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they’ve got eggs, get six.”

After a while, he’s back with six loaves of bread.

The wife asks, “Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?”

He replies, “They had eggs.”

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Daniel King
in Chicken

What does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs! 😈🥚

sno
in Puns

Why don’t dinosaurs lay eggs? Because they’re EGGstinct!

Lilyzilla 9

Why did the chicken cross the playground.

to get to the other side

Anonymous
in Bar

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

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Agus
  • I think you´re EGGcellent.
  • Wow… You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
  • Really? Are you done yet?.
  • Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.
Anonymous
in Depression

Why doesn’t my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.

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Cannibalism

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman… a kinder-egg suprise!!!

Anonymous

Why did the chicken crack the safe. To get to her nest egg.

whats a p....4

what does a cannibal call a pregnant women,

a kinder surprise egg.

igloo and you

A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast”

What do eggs 🍳 like doing on stage?

Cracking yolks

Dads are like boomerangs, I hope.
in Short People

Teacher: What does a chicken give you? Student: an egg! Teacher: What does a fat cow give you? Student: homework!

Aiden

heres a list of puns not all of them are mine

1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

  1. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

  2. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

Anonymous

I LOVE EGGS

in Dark Humor

What’s the best thing about Alzheimer’s?

You can hide your own Easter Egg’s!!

Anonymous

Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

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