Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

what’s the difference between eggs,and you?eggs get laid,you don’t.

Are you enjoying my yolks. I bet there making you crack up. If not, I better scrammble

A programmer and his wife.

She says, “We’re out of bread. Please go the grocery store and buy one. And if they’ve got eggs, get six.”

After a while, he’s back with six loaves of bread.

The wife asks, “Why did you buy 6 loaves of bread?”

He replies, “They had eggs.”

what’s the difference between you and eggs? eggs get laid.

What does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs! 😈🥚

  • I think you´re EGGcellent.
  • Wow… You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
  • Really? Are you done yet?.
  • Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.

Why don’t dinosaurs lay eggs? Because they’re EGGstinct!

Why doesn’t my egg wants to crack? Because I hate my egg-sistence.

Why are eggs bad at puns? They always mix up their yokes!

A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

my eggs are just like my dad…none egg-istent

How are shark eggs and your mam the same? There both the biggest thing ever laid.

I just ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. – I’ll let you know.

Mary Poppins went to a restaurant and ordered cheese, eggs and cauliflower. When she left, she had written something in the complaint box: super cauliflower, eggs but cheese was quite atrocious. (Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious)

The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon)-Don’t go bacon my heart (Egg)-I couldn’t if I fried

Q: Whats the difference between an egg and me? A: an egg gets laid

A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?

Roosters don’t lay eggs.

What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.

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