Egg jokes
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
A pancake and an egg walk into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.”
What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.
Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon.
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework.
Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.
Why did the chicken crack the safe?
To get to her nest egg.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-xercise every day!
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs?
Because they're EGGstinct!
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
The egg that beat Kylie Jenner.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
I went to the table to eat my egg, but I couldn't find it anywhere.
I think someone must've poached it.