Steven Hawking jokes
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Have you ever stepped into Steven Hawking's House?
Neither has he.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Does anyone know where I can get that picture that went around the internet of Steven Hawking looking at the stairway to Heaven and saying “Oh Fu-k”?
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What's Stephen Hawking's shampoo?
Head and Shoulders. 😊
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
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