What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What is Steven hawking's least favorite movie? Standing tall
When Steven Hawking’s realizes heaven is only a stairway away
What was Steven Hawking's favourite toy?
Hot Wheels
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, their both dead, one painted the walls and the other commuted suicide by pressing ALT + F4
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Y did Steven hawking die he didn’t pay his electricity bills
How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out
What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune
Why did Steven hawking snot go to heaven ?
Because there is no ramp to heaven
How is Steven hawking so smart... he uploads it to his software
Why did Steven hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Steven Hawking had dark humor. Whenever he turned on his laugh effect it diverted power from his screen brightness.
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don't get the data plan.
Imagine Steven hawkings was the real slim shady but could not stand up
