What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Steven Hawking said there is no God, Then God said there is no Steven Hawking
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
What is Steven hawking's least favorite movie? Standing tall
When Steven Hawking’s realizes heaven is only a stairway away
How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out
What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune
How is Steven hawking so smart... he uploads it to his software
Why did Steven hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Y did Steven hawking die he didn’t pay his electricity bills
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don't get the data plan.
Imagine Steven hawkings was the real slim shady but could not stand up
Why does no-one look up at Steven hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven hawkings
Why did Steven hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password
What does Steven hawking eat for breakfast his shoulder
Why did Steven Hawkings go to hell? Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven
Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
Steven Hawking Died due to the bios update, he shutdown cuz the power cable got chewed
