Steven Hawking

Steven Hawking Jokes

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What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.

God

Steven Hawking said there is no God,

Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.

Difference

What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.

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  • Death

    Why did Steven Hawking die?

    He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.

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    Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?

    You have to look down to see him.

    Boot

    Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂