What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
Why did Steven hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password
What does Steven hawking eat for breakfast his shoulder
Why did Steven Hawkings go to hell? Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven
Steven Hawking said god isn’t real and the Priest put a Boot on his tire 😂😂😂
Steven Hawking Died due to the bios update, he shutdown cuz the power cable got chewed
