What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.