What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
Steven Hawking said there is no God, Then God said there is no Steven Hawking
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What’s the difference between Steven Hawking and the Statue of Liberty, the statue stands for something
When Steven Hawking’s realizes heaven is only a stairway away
What is Steven hawking's least favorite movie? Standing tall
How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out
What did Steven Hawlkings last words? Error 404 File Not Found
How is Steven hawking so smart... he uploads it to his software
Y did Steven hawking die he didn’t pay his electricity bills
Why did Steven hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Why did Steven hawking die? He lost wifi connection and don't get the data plan.
Why does no-one look up at Steven hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
What was Steven Hawking's favourite toy?
Hot Wheels
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
What do you call Steven Hawking on mars? Mars Rover
Why did Steven hawking snot go to heaven ?
Because there is no ramp to heaven
What do you call Steven Hawking on fire ??
Hot wheels
what was the one test that Steven hawking couldnt pass
reCAPTCHA
Daughter: mommy what ever happened to Steven hawking? Mother: he died. Daughter: how did he die? Mother: he never got recharged.
