Steven Hawking jokes
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
What noise does Stephen Hawking make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven.