Steven Hawking jokes
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
How does Stephen Hawking take a shit? He logs out.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven Hawkings.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
What is Stephen Hawking's least favorite movie?
Standing Tall.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
When Steven Hawking realizes heaven is only a stairway away.
Why does no one look up at Steven Hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Oh, wait, he doesn’t walk.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
His wife changed the WiFi password.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Steven.
Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."