A dad tells his son, "Stop masturbating! If you do it too long, you will go blind."
The son replied, "Dad, I'm over here!"
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, buttercup. So, the dad's trying to stop his son from doing the deed by saying he'll go blind. But get this, the son's already doing it right next to him! It's funny because the dad's warning is useless since the son is right there. He's blind!