How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? – They’ll get over it.
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, …
so Trump can’t tweet it.
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says “that is mother teresa’s clock it has never moved because she has never lied”. “There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice.” “Where is Donald Trump’s?” Ask’s the man. Jesus answers “it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan.”
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? – America.
Trump’s medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were one a falling airplane. Their were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world”, so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually their are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
Why won’t Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. – He wants to make America grate again.
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax ?
For hispanic attacks !
Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.
How’s Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? – Juan by Juan.
Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.
What is Donald Trump’s favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
Why are Trump’s ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn’t have papers.
DONALD TRUMP BEING PRESIDENT (is the biggest joke)
I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while