How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? – They’ll get over it.
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
A man goes into heaven and there he meets jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says “that is mother teresa’s clock it has never moved because she has never lied”. “There is Abraham Lincolns clock. He has .lied twice so it has moved twice.” “Where is Donald Trump’s?” Ask’s the man. Jesus answers “it is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan.”
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. – He wants to make America grate again.
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were one a falling airplane. Their were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world”, so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually their are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax ?
For hispanic attacks !
The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, …
so Trump can’t tweet it.
Trump’s medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.
If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? – America.
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.
Americans won’t have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
After getting in the White House, D.Trump gets a letter… … from the Iranian president. He opens it and to his surprise there is a paper with a weird looking code on it:
All confused, Trump contacts the FBI and forwards the letter to them in hope they can figure out the meaning, but they weren’t able to. Trump gets angry and sends the letter to both the CIA and NSA, and they also fail to figure out the meaning of the letter.
One of the agents suggest Trump to ask for MI6’s help, so he does and few minutes after a British agent sends a fax to his secretary: Tell your president he was holding the letter upside down.
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, In the 1980’s they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash and no Hope!
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
What is Donald Trump’s favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn’t have papers.
Donald: If I lose this election, I will leave the country.
Joe: Bi den
What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F