How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? – They’ll get over it.

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? – America.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. – He wants to make America grate again.

Trump says to Obama “you know it’s the White House not the black house right?” And Obama says “yeah but it isn’t the orange house either.

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, …

so Trump can’t tweet it.

The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!"

Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”

So the Pope slapped him.

Trump is going too far.

He deported a printer because it didn’t have papers.

Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.

How’s Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? – Juan by Juan.

i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?

Orange juice

The Trump cocktail .Take a large glass + fill it with a ounce of everything behind the bar . Top it with whipped cream and a cherry . Now for the hard part Finding a Mexican to pay for it .

Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, “Listen Barack, I’m getting older and I’m having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?” Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. “Oh Donald, You f... just like Barack Obama.”

I was rooting for Donald trump to be president We havnt had a presidential assassination in a while

Why did Trump decide to build the wall?

Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

Trump, Must I say more?

Everyone’s always saying they’re so worried about America’s big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I’m not worried about that…I’m worried about the idiot on the end of it.

Why are Trump’s ties so long?

Because they go all the way to Russia.

Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? – Because if he wins, he’ll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood.

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