How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? – They’ll get over it.
i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day
The Trump cocktail .Take a large glass + fill it with a ounce of everything behind the bar . Top it with whipped cream and a cherry . Now for the hard part Finding a Mexican to pay for it .
Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? – Because if he wins, he’ll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood.
When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?
North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.
Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?
In case he get a hole in one.