How do Mexicans feel about Trump’s wall? – They’ll get over it.

i bought shoes from a drug dealer yesterday- i dont know what he laced them with but i was trippen all day

If Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are in a boat and it capsizes. Who survives? – America.

Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese. – He wants to make America grate again.

How’s Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? – Juan by Juan.

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, …

so Trump can’t tweet it.

Trump is going too far.

He deported a printer because it didn’t have papers.

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Fregley?

Orange juice

The Trump cocktail .Take a large glass + fill it with a ounce of everything behind the bar . Top it with whipped cream and a cherry . Now for the hard part Finding a Mexican to pay for it .

Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? – Because if he wins, he’ll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood.

whats white on top and black on the bottom


Why are Trump’s ties so long?

Because they go all the way to Russia.

What is Donald Trump’s favorite nation? – Discrimination.

When China built the Great Wall, the Mongols invaded them and founded the Yuan dynasty. With Trump building his wall, will the Mexicans invade the US and found the Juan dynasty?

what do you say when trumps is still president during 2020? magic

Trump, Must I say more?

What will Donald trump build in our devices? - A firewall

North Korea and the martians were fighting about who was going the reach venus first. Trump steps in and says " That doesn’t matter american is going to land on the sun first". The martians and North Korea said “you can’t land on the sun it’s to hot and you will die”. Trump said his brilliant plan that “America is going to land their at night”.

Why does Trump always ensure he has a second pair of pants with him every weekend?

In case he get a hole in one.

Donald Trump announced he will run for prez today. His hair will on Friday.

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