Your Mom is Slow at Telling Jokes

Your ma is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, chucklehead. You probably think nine months is how long it take to MAKE a baby. But I've got news for you. You're mom must be REALLY slow if it took that long just to tell a joke. I bet you also think bears hibernate in the summer.

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