The 100+ Best Comedian Jokes

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."

The room was full of arm amputees.

Your mom is a slow comedian, it took her 9 months to make a good joke

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

Who goes to a comedian show and get's offended

A feminist

my friend was on wheelchair......he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.

What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh

Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote " don't be dumb make sure they're numb and always use a condom!"

What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?

The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!

So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good but I loved the execution.

What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?

This is a stand-up.

Is it still stand up comedy if the comedian doesn’t have legs

i thought i saw jojo siwa.....no wait its ur hairline

What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?

The “cold and passed out” kind.

Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :⁠^⁠))

and slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^⁠_⁠^