Comedian

Comedian Jokes

Inbreeding

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

Stand up

A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."

The room was full of arm amputees.

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  • Mom

    Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.

    Guy

    The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.

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  • Suicide

    My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.

    Bill Cosby

    Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"

    President

    What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?

    The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!

    Russia

    So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.

    Bill Cosby

    What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?

    The “cold and passed out” kind.

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  • Site

    Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

    "Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

    And slice jokes!

    What kind of "slices"?

    Handy ones. ^_^