What did a comedian say at a show full of people with down syndrome? What’s up.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, “If you’re happy and you know it…”
The room was full of arm amputees.
A very rich and famous comedian walked in to a Russian bar and asked for a vodka, but the bar man (a big fan of his) answered to him:
- This vodka isn’t good enough for you.
- If it is good enough for you it is gudonov for me!
- I think you´re EGGcellent.
- Wow… You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you`re a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
- Are you kidding? a have a DOZEN of them.