A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
Who goes to a comedian show and get's offended
A feminist
my friend was on wheelchair......he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote " don't be dumb make sure they're numb and always use a condom!"
So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good but I loved the execution.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
This is a stand-up.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
Is it still stand up comedy if the comedian doesn’t have legs
i thought i saw jojo siwa.....no wait its ur hairline
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice'"
What do you call a funny cow? A cowmedian
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What do you getting you cross bill cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? Predator 2
bradley
What is Santa Claus and Bill Cosby having in common? They both come while you’re asleep
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids
