Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."
The room was full of arm amputees.
Your mom is a slow comedian. It took her 9 months to make a good joke.
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
What do you get when you cross jokes and cum?
CUMedy.
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
My friend was on a wheelchair... he committed suicide yesterday. I remember when I met him last time, he told us a good joke and I appreciated him and told him to become a stand-up comedian.
What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh.
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?
"This is a stand-up."
So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.
Is it still stand-up comedy if the comedian doesn't have legs?
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?
The “cold and passed out” kind.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
What do you call a funny cow?
A cowmedian.
What's black and screams?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
