Comedian Jokes

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..."

The room was full of arm amputees.

The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no bell prize.

Who goes to a comedian show and get's offended

A feminist

my friend was on wheelchair......he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.

What do you call an Indian gymnast? Balance Singh

Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote " don't be dumb make sure they're numb and always use a condom!"

What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?

The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!

So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good but I loved the execution.

What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?

This is a stand-up.

Is it still stand up comedy if the comedian doesn’t have legs

i thought i saw jojo siwa.....no wait its ur hairline

What kind of woman does Bill Cosby like the most?

The “cold and passed out” kind.

Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :⁠^⁠))

and slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^⁠_⁠^

Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice'"

What do you call a funny cow? A cowmedian

What's black and screams?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

What do you getting you cross bill cosby and Jeffrey Epstein? Predator 2