Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?
my friend: Chunky dunks
I know five fat people and you're three of them
I went to McDonalds and I saw a line of fat people because there were selling free Hamburgers.
You shouldn’t bully fat people
They already have enough on their plate
I know 5 fat people and your mama is 4 of them
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people? A mass murderer.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one
what is the only place fat people live? obi-city
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
life is like a mcdonalds meal it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Na don't be mean to fat people oh wait never mind they can handle the weight
Why are obese jokes so offensive? Because fat people have enough on their plate
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C (Extra cholesterol)
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out? Fat people jokes.
Simon says touch your chin . the fat people be like. .Witch one.