Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
