Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
I went to McDonalds and I saw a line of fat people because there were selling free Hamburgers.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people? A mass murderer.
I know 5 fat people and your mama is 4 of them
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one
what is the only place fat people live? obi-city
life is like a mcdonalds meal it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Na don't be mean to fat people oh wait never mind they can handle the weight
Why are obese jokes so offensive? Because fat people have enough on their plate
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C (Extra cholesterol)
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
