Fat People jokes
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
Yo mama's so fat, people think she only has one side!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
Which is the best sport at making fat people lose weight?
Canned hunting.
Yo mama so fat...
...people in Florida start buying flood insurance when they see her waddling toward the ocean.
Fat people are thirsty, so I piss in their mouth.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By seeing who can eat the most at a buffet.
"Simon says touch your chin."
The fat people be like, "Which one?"
What kind of jokes doesn’t work out?
Fat people jokes.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C.
(Extra Cholesterol)
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
My question is, how do fat people fit in tuxedos? Honestly, don’t wear those. Wear your regular clothes. Your belly is just gonna pop out!