Fat People jokes
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
How do fat people settle arguments?
By bumping into each other to see who falls over first.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people?
A mass murderer.
Why are obese jokes so offensive?
Because fat people have enough on their plate.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
I think fat people took the Hunger Games a little too seriously.
Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Na, don't be mean to fat people. Oh wait, never mind, they can handle the weight.