Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
Me:if the skinny person goes skinny dipping then what do fat people do?
my friend: Chunky dunks
What do you call a serial killer that only kills fat people? A mass murderer.
I heard Steven Spielberg is coming out with a new movie about fat people called E.C (Extra cholesterol)
I know five fat people and you're three of them
Fat people are thristy so I piss in their mouth
a girl looked in the fridge she got mad that somebody at the last ice cream cone she ran into her sisters room and said this is why your fat the fell down the stairs good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Fat girls give the best head because they are hungry and eat the most dick
You shouldn’t bully fat people
They already have enough on their plate
I went to McDonalds and I saw a line of fat people because there were selling free Hamburgers.
I know 5 fat people and your mama is 4 of them
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it) I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one
what is the only place fat people live? obi-city
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
Don't make fun of fat people. They already have a lot on their plate.
Why are obese jokes so offensive? Because fat people have enough on their plate
life is like a mcdonalds meal it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people
tech administrator of a school: hm, a message from google security? tech administrator of a school: OH SHIT! assistant: WHAT, WHAT, TELL ME? tech administrator of a school: WEVE BEEN COMPROMISED, WE FORGOT TO SECURE THE SITE! assistant: OK, OK, THE KEY IS NOT TO PANIC... let's call the school board
A FEW MOMENTS LATER
head of school board: HAHAHAHAHAHA! that's a good one, almost as good as the one with jack, jill, and the ripped condom! HAHAHAHAHAHA tech administrator of a school: HAHAHA yeah I know right *whispers* you are playing it cool, right? head of school board: *whispers* yeah were fucked...
TWO HOURS LATER
important fat people in one room: OH FUCK OH NO, HELP PLEASE!!!!! WAIT, HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO TELL THE PARENTS ABOUT THEIR STOLEN INFORMATION!!!
AND SO THAT WAS THE BIRTH OF RIOTING TEACHER
Fat people should expect big things when they take their shirt off.
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
