Fat People jokes
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, you can hear the chair screaming.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
You shouldn’t bully fat people.
They already have enough on their plate.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
When fat people sit down at a restaurant, and you listen closely, you can hear the chair screaming.
Yesterday, I saw an advert with a random woman dancing, and someone said that they were beautiful.
And then I said, "Except the fat people." And then I got sent to my room for saying that.
A girl looked in the fridge. She got mad that somebody ate the last ice cream cone. She ran into her sister's room and said, "This is why you're fat!" Then fell down the stairs. Good thing she had that belly roll to save her.
Why did the wheel fall?
Because there were too many fat people on it.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
Why do fat people like food?
The more the merrier.
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
Why are all fat people bad drivers?
They are all hungover.
Why did the fat man miss his flight?
His body weight exceeded the weight limit.
"Chris, I just saw five fat people, and you are one of them."
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.