AubergineMan83
Vertigo- Nevada Branch
Nickname: Eggplant
Cremation. My final hope for a smokin’ hot body!
What do you call an inexpensive circumcision? A rip-off.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
