American School vs Shooting Range

Listen here, you chucklehead. You think it's funny to compare a school, a place of learning, to a shooting range? It's not. It's like saying the difference between a library and a dumpster is that one has books and the other has... well, your hopes and dreams probably. And the punchline, you absolute genius, is that the dude doesn't get a boner at the shooting range. It's an absurd, cringe comparison that only a smooth-brained ape would find funny.