Why is April the smartest month? It can never be fooled.
Can February March? -- No, but April May.
My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words ... through the pillow.
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".
Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father : "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.
Son : "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."!!!
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago but ahe didnt tell me what it was........anyways im turning 14 next month.
Doctor: you don't have long to live. 10... Patient: ten what? ten years, ten months? Doctor: 9... 8... 7...
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, 'I can't breathe, I can't breathe !'
I just told him straight: 'Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes.'
Guy: "can I tell you a joke?" Spiderman: "yes" Guy: "you only have 11 months on your calendar" Spiderman: "why" Guy: holds up knife* "because I murdered May"
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I can't believe I got fired at the calender factory. I mean... All I did was take a day off!
Abnerβs wife was laying on her death bed. She suddenly used all her strength to sit up and say to her husband, βI must tell you something, or my soul will never know peace. I have been unfaithful to you, Abner. In this very house, not one month ago.β βHush, dear,β soothed Abner. βI know all about it. Why else have I poisoned you?β
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
whole November month, sniper lessons avaliable in Dallas U.S
small word of advice:Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love cuz they may be gone by then, you don't realize but every second there is someone who dies and it just could be your loved one.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
everyone take off your pride flags its already a new month
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the π love of your life!π and the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!! comment those numbers to lock it in!!π
Jokes about menstruation are never funny, PERIOD!
Little Susie had gotten her first period. She told her mom and they bought pads. The next month, Susie's mom asked if she had her second one. Suzie said no and her mom fainted
