Priest and Bar Trade

This is a simple pun that plays on the idea of money and denominations. The priests are talking about money, but it could sound like a religious exchange using the language of the Bible.

• Priest
• Bar
• Religion
• Alcohol
• Money
• Deal

• A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They should have ducked.
• What would you throw between a priest and a nun? A bottle of whiskey.
• A roman walks into a bar and holds up 2 fingers and says, "Five beers, please!"
• A priest walks into a wine store. "Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."