Meme jokes

The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.

My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.

If you kill an emo, Is it an assist kill?

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut, so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.

Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...

Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.

Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.

what's the difference between hitler and you?

one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.

😐😑

Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.

Jesus created the T-pose first.

1 like = 1 more child in my basement.

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.