Meme Jokes

MJ

My memes are ironic but my depression is chronic.

Jack smith

I guess you could say Stephen Hawkins is a dead meme

UR MOM

The other day my brother hit me I yelled for mom no one responded.

School Shooter Memes

Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.

Anonymous

Why did the joke die? Because it’s a meme!

Anonymous
in Puns

If museums are full of dead things…

Then why aren’t there any memes inside them?

poop

sis is meme

Chuck Norris
in Chuck Norris

Me: makes chuck norris meme Internet: all the other memes are dead now Me: well shit.

Anonymous

Ok, i found this off of an internet meme, this isnt original:

grabbing kid Harambe: ok kid, i dont have much time, but obama’s last name is- gunshot

COCKY._.B...._.

CoCoMeLOn mEmE,

no matter how fast i run, i canT esCaPE mY pRoBLeMs - - oULeH . . .

NoBoDy LOvEs mEh .v.

J0K35 (week 1)
in Yes

Must. Escape. Meme. Existence is what meme stands for for some haters

Anonymous

So you see all these Baby Yoda memes when you go online, But you have never really seen the show with him. He is just SOOOO CUTE!!!

Anonymous
in Deez Nuts

Have you seen the justin meme?

Yeah, the ones that cracked at fortnite?

Just-in time for deez nuts

Bruh

But actually, it’s a parody

Wait actually?

Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).

NOT Meme Machine
in Baby

(Credit to Meme Machine)

What’s the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They’re both thinking, “Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!”

KoolDood
in Puns

What do you call a bad ‘egg’ meme?

Deep fried

Big Boy Sauce
in Stupid

What’s a skeleton’s favorite meme? Ken Bone

Not anonymous

The other day my mom called me a retard I’m now an orphan

Anonymous

roses are red, violets are blue, You missed your lesson today, so you are gay.

bruh

meme

STOP

STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US! I’M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME MEMES, ON DISCORD IT’S FUCKING MEMES! I was in a server, right? and ALL OF THE CHANNELS were just among us stuff. I-I showed my champion underwear to my girlfriend and t-the logo I flipped it and I said “hey babe, when the underwear is sus HAHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DI DI DING” I fucking looked at a trashcan and said “THAT’S A BIT SUSSY” I looked at my penis I think of an astronauts helmet and I go “PENIS? MORE LIKE PENSUS” AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHGESFG

Jybori

What do you call a stupid meme and a Mexican fighting. Juan on Juan.

Anonymous
in Puns

What’s better then a meme a really good vines

HAHA!!
in Prince

Prince might be with a new girl but he still wants Gwen, who dosent. Other half.

Gwen on the phone with Prince: Prince, stop sending me letters, poems, and memes through gmail. We broke up, its over!

Prince on the phone with Gwen: I know, but that new girl that I been seeing is not you! I missed you a lot! Please come back to me.

Gwen on the phone with Prince: I’m gonna hang up now!

Prince on the phone with Gwen: PLEASE DON’T!!!

Gwen on the phone with Prince: Sorry I can’t hear you…your breaking up…what?!

Prince on the phone with Gwen: Gwen! DO NOT HANG UP !!!

Gwen on the phone with Prince: Okay…bye!!! Want more go to break up jokes, love jokes, hate jokes and Revenge jokes and rape jokes!

Dark

What do Doges Like? Memes.