Humor
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Dark humor is like food, some just don't get it.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
I asked the gym instructor,
"Can you teach me to do the splits?"
"How flexible are you?" he asked.
"Well, I can't make it on Fridays."
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
My mom tells me to stop with the suicide jokes, and I replied with, "It's not that deep."
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
What's the difference between a bridge and a burrito?
I can't jump off a burrito.
Why make a joke when I wake up and look at myself?
What is smegma name?
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!