Humor
What is smegma name?
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What's an EMO's favorite game?...... DARK SOULS
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
Memes
Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
How was the slice of cheese 🧀 doing in the kitchen?
Cheddar!
TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?
My cousin: the other half.
What do you call a person with no arms?
Armless.
No, it's harmless.
What is the only place fat people live?
Obi-city.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
I went to a feminist picnic the other day.
It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.