Humor
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious.
What? Gay
PURDGAY
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
Don't do suicide shit. Nearly killed me, tbh. 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
The cancer patient asked the doctor how many more months he had to live. The doctor replied, "Tu-more."
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, he just WAVED.
Did you SEA what I did there?
GUY: Yes
Are you SHORE?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their daddy still hasn't come home with the milk.
Once I asked Siri to tell me a joke, and it asked me, "What is the difference between a large pizza and you?" One can feed a family.
Stop making jokes about cancer... I might sound like a Karen, but it’s not fair... My mum died of cancer last month, and still I cry nearly every night 🙏🏻
BlessedBrian’s mom’s birth certificate is a COLLECTOR’S ITEM.
Where do fish keep their money?
In a riverbank!
Two pedos are on the beach.
One pedo said, "Hey, get out of my son!"
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.