Recycling

I would tell you a recycling joke.

But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.

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Homeless
A white sign or poster, possibly on public transport, displays the text "We plan to cut all homeless people in half by 2025." In the bottom right corner, there is a logo of the Union Jack flag with the word "Conservatives" underneath it.

Orphan

Why can't orphans go to the hospital? Because it is a family hospital. Sorry for the long break in between my jokes. I just had some family stuff, but I am back.

Dad

A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂

Suicide

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦‍♂️

Apple

TEST QUESTION: what looks like half an apple?

My cousin: the other half.

Rope

Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)

Orphan

What’s the only advantage of being an orphan?

Nobody makes jokes about yo mamma.

Wheelchair

My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?

Feminist

I went to a feminist picnic the other day.

It was great, apart from the fact no one made any sandwiches.