Armless Contest on Roller Coasters Turns Dark Lesson on Humor for Five-Year-Old Son

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I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.

He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, numbskull. You think it's funny to take your kid without arms on a roller coaster and challenge him to a no-hands contest? Of course, he didn't enjoy it. How could he? Now he understands dark humor because you turned his real-life tragedy into a joke. Congrats on scarring your kid for life, genius.

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