What is the similarities of an orphan and a newborn plant, Both their parents were seperated.
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
What do cannibals call newborn babies Fresh fruit
So a woman gives birth to a child and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down and starts swinging it around the room and slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go you sick bastard!”, and the doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
You’re forehead so big when you were being born the doctors thought you had no face
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns? You cannot unload the sand with pitchfork.
whats the same about a newborn and a football? you can kick them both very easily.
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What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.
if babies stay in their mothers for 9 months, are they not 9 months old when they are born.
