If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
What do lezbians do when they have a problem, they finger it out.
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the Doctor's office. When he gets there, the Doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the Doc why? The Doc said, "So I can examine you!"
So I caught my girlfriend masturbating with a carrot. My first reaction was “Shit, I was gonna eat that later, but now it’s gonna taste like carrots!”
why was the T-rex so angry?You would be angry too,if you’re arms were to short to masterbaute.
My Sex Life
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? A: So she can moan with the other.
I walked into a room full of men masturbating. -- They all looked shocked when I didn't stop.
I was raised a Catholic and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate".
I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"
They say masterbation is better with a dead arm
Apparently I ruined that funeral
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
What is anonymous 🤔 oral masturbation? the politically correct word for anonymous gay fellatio from a 🕳 glory hole inside a 📖 adult book store
Boy goes to Confession Boy " What are you doing father" Priest "Its called masturbation and soon you will be doing it" Boy " Why do you say that father" Priest " Cause my hand is getting tired"
I'd make a masturbation joke. But they always get out of hand.
What's a good way to masturbate???
Get somebody to do it for u
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg
what did the mans dick say to the man
i just cant "hand"le it
A dad tells his son “Stop masturbating! if you do it too long you will go blind.” The son replied “Dad, I’m over here.
what do you call a person who doesn't masturbate? - A liar
What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower? You got off clean
