If I was addicted to masturbation, and then became addicted to sex, would it be safe to say that my addiction got out of hand?
A guy is at home and he's about to go get a physical at the Doctor's office. When he gets there, the Doctor says, "Brian, you're going to have to stop masturbating." He asked the Doc why? The Doc said, "So I can examine you!"
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why was the T-rex so angry?You would be angry too,if you’re arms were to short to masterbaute.
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What do you call it when you get away with masturbating in the shower? You got off clean
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what do you call a person who doesn't masturbate? - A liar
What's the difference between a gun and my will to live? None, they are both absent.
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What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
I'd make a masturbation joke. But they always get out of hand.
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What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's masturbating? -- His ears.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room." "Islam it is."
