Go jokes
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
Memes
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?
He couldn’t climb the stairway.
Superman has been called to a huge house fire.
Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"
Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"
Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?
A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.
What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"
He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"
I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.