Go jokes
What time is it when you need to go to the toilet?
Two-ply!
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.
I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
Why did the person go to jail?
He committed a crime.
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
My dad went to go get milk.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.