Go jokes

Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES

Why can’t orphans have a good childhood?

Because they could not go to theme parks! 😅😅

Why do orphans hate going in public?

Because there's kids out with their parents.

Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.

What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.

I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says:

"Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE."

....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless.

RIP Meh Soul.

Be careful, because I heard that NASA is going to send a rover to Uranus.

"Prince???? Where are you??? I might have to go to bed for real, but I just wish we could talk at night. Why don't we anyway? (I love you so much!)"

Why do Lebanese go to school? Tabouli!

POV: An Asian kidnapper kidnapped an Asian kid, and the kidnapper called the kid's mom. Then the mom said, "No, it's fine, my kid got a B, he failed." And the kidnapper let him go saying he doesn't need a failure.

When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"

Your mom is so dumb that somebody told her, "Go get a life," so she went to play Super Mario and got a 1-up.

Bro used the quadratic formula to calculate the velocity of your -234 going down hairline.

Boss: Can I do a reference check?

Me: I don’t have a...

*sensei appears*

Me: oh no

Sensei: He was a good student, but he lacked kizma.

Boss: What's kiz...

Sensei:😈

Me: Oh no, here we go.

Sensei: Kizma AS-

If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)

I'm sorry for your loss.

It is going tibia okay.

Why did the chicken go to the mall?

To get new feathers!

What's the difference between Batman and Robin?

Batman can go to the store without robbin'.

Why did the Duck go to rehab?

Because he was a Quackhead.

What do you call a bus going backwards? A sub.