Go jokes
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
"Roses are red, shut up and go to bed."
Why can't orphans go on vacation?
The last time they did, they fell in the toilet and had no one to help them out. Ugh!
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
Kyler, go on this one.
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.
GO GO GO!
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.