Go jokes
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Teacher: Here, have candy.
Kid: No, I’m too fat.
Teacher: Shut up, or I’m gonna fail you.
*Next week*
Teacher: Okay kids, get off the floor and go back to your seats.
Kid: I’m too fat to get up.
Teacher: Don’t you remember what I said?
Kid: Yep, elephants don’t forget.
He entered (kindergarten) class. The teacher said, "Luce, start for us and say the alphabet." He said, "A B C D E F G H I J K *just kidding* L M N O." Laugh my nose off. The teacher said, "Go to the office right now, young man!" I don't understand, he just said jokes to the teacher, lmao :D
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
How can you make an Otter Pop become funny?
Take your shotgun and make an otter go "pop!"
"What do you do with your free time?"
"I stalk."
"Really? I enjoy walks in the park, going to the movies, and hanging out with friends."
"I know."
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
Kyler, go on this one.
Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website.
GO GO GO!
I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Why did Gwen go to the store? To have a new.
Why can’t orphans go on “go big or go home?”
Cuz they’d always have to go big as they have no home.
Why is something orphans can never say?
"Let's go home."
Teacher: Ok kids, time to go home.
The orphan: What is home?
Teacher: Here, I have somewhere for you.
*puts in trash can*
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂