Go jokes
My wife and I were at the park with our little princess today.
We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout, "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"
Kariana: Dad and mom, what is this bullshit?
Treon: How did you find that?!
Kariana: It was under the cabinet where you told me to put the streamers. I found these under the cabinet, did she have another sister you didn't tell me about? Now tell the truth, or else!
Petina: Now what have we told you about going into things that are not yours!
Kariana: I just told you to say the fricking truth, now who is Faineni? Where is she? Who is she? What is her date of birth? Why do I have her bra under here and why....IS IT UNDER THE FRICKING CABINET!!!!! ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Treon: We can't!
Kariana: BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
1) What was Techno's reaction when he died?
2) Where did all the orphans go?
PS: In case you don't get it, it's a pedophile joke, cuz he is one!
Hi! Iβm going back home.
Why does the Sun go to school?
Memes
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Never mind if I told you, it would go straight through your head.
"Beast Boy Four"
Guys, this is so disrespectful, I love Jesus. I go to church every Tuesday morning to give Jesus a... giffffffft.
So disrespectful guys. #jesusismyhubby
When you see someone, you say, "Go suck bananas."
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
Why canβt orphans have a good childhood?
Because they could not go to theme parks! π π
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Pastor: I donβt normally swear, but tonight I am going to, just for the halibut!
Why can't you go home tonight? Because you haven't got a home, it's moved.
What what's the cloud private place to go? Among us, cows.
Kenya text: Guys, leave Gwen alone! Pls! It is not her fault...btw STOP AND GO TO ATHORE JOKES
Why canβt orphans go to college?
'Cause they have no one to talk to.
Last last, now everybody go chop breakfast.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
"Iβm going through a lot of things right now," I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.