Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
Sun Goes to Church
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is playin' on words. The sun went to church 'cause it "needs Jesus," which sounds like "needs Jesus," get it? You probably don't. You're the kinda person who still uses Internet Explorer and thinks Nickelback is peak music. Sad!