Atheism and Hypocrisy

"The rise of atheism is going to lead to a break down of social morals and lead to all kinds of filth, including an increase in child abuse," said the village priest.

The village scientists did some fact checking. In prison, they found roughly 70% of child abusers were hyper religious before committing the crimes, and another 20% converted to religions to look 'remorseful'. The remaining 10% preferred not to say. They presented the findings to the media.

"Scientists slander good religious folk and ignore the weight of evidence!"

"Is Science biased against religion? You decide in this survey," they reported.

The village priest is living at his majesty's convenience and tells the others he committed armed robbery.

"Why is this a joke? It's not even funny!" said the person reading this, breaking the forth wall.

What is funny is you got to the end of this post and didn't cringe. Why not?

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Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is a hot mess. It's trying to be all deep by pointing out hypocrisy between religious people who abuse children and scientists who study that. The priest is bad and the scientists are good. Then it tries to be smart by breaking the fourth wall and calling you out for not cringing. It's like the author is trying too hard to be edgy, like you at that Juggalo convention last month.

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