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King bob

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Registered on 3/3/2023 · 10 followers · Last active 1 year ago

King bob

I am at school

The image shows a pixel-art illustration of a rifle in the center. Above and below the rifle are up and down arrows respectively.

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I have a gun

A pixelated image of a gun.

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Dad

Three men, including Kim Jong-un in the center, walk in front of a large missile on a military vehicle.

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We gonna die today

A news report showing a black rocket launching against a backdrop of orange smoke. The text on the screen includes Korean characters.

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what is she doing

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South Korea

A military parade showing a large, camouflage-painted missile on a transporter vehicle, with a soldier in uniform standing to the left of the vehicle. In the background, a building and a large portrait of a man can be seen.

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South Korea

The image shows a collection of missiles on display. One missile is black and angled upwards. Another is white with "R.O.K. NAVY" printed on its side. There are two smaller white missiles with "U.S. ARMY" printed on them, and one blue one.

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South Korea

A large missile on a transporter is being displayed in front of a crowd. The background shows flags of North Korea. The writing on the building reads "조선민주주의인민공화국만세!", meaning "Long live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea!"

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South Korea nukes

Two people stand in front of a large missile on a truck. The missile is black and white with a red star. The truck is an olive green military vehicle.

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Tell me what she is looking at?

A young girl with long brown hair is looking to the side.

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1,2 I have a gun 3,4 I am in a school 5,6 Everyone on the ground

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1, 2, I have a gun.

3, 4, I am in a school.

5, 6, Everyone on the ground!

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The image shows text that reads: "class is cancelled because the math teacher was hit by a nuclear bomb." Underneath this text, there is another line that says "the math teacher:". Below is a blurred image of a door. The overall tone is dark humor.

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The image is a Drake meme. On the top panel, the text says: "18 days more of school", and Drake is turning his head away with his palm out, indicating disapproval. On the bottom panel, the text says: "0 days of school", and Drake is pointing at the text approvingly.

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A man with a hat and sunglasses is smoking a cigarette. Above him is the text: "Bro your math teacher is in that house."

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The image shows a blurry, low-resolution frame of a man in a hat running or falling, combined with the text "Class is canceled because the math teacher got hit by a nuke" and "The math teacher:".

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The text says: "class is cancelled because the math teacher was hit by a nuclear bomb" the math teacher: Below is a still from a video showing a blurry background with a door.

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A technical diagram of the Little Boy atomic bomb, a gun-type bomb, shows the internal components: Uranium 235, detonator and conventional charge. The text gives measurements: 28" in diameter, 10" long, 9,000 lbs, 50 kg of Uranium, 70% 235U, critical mass = 17" in diameter, Y = 12.5 kT.

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Math teacher

A screenshot from a Reddit post. It says "Math Teacher Finally Gets A Nuke! (Thanks for all the tips!)" and comments on the player's accuracy and strategy.

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This was made in china

A still from Shrek with text overlayed that reads "when you realize even the end of world is made in China".

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