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Michael Joseph Jackson wanted his remains to be repackaged and made into Rice Krispy treats. This is so he can have the feeling of being eaten by 4-10 year olds, so he can go through their asses one last time. Again, the deranged desires of a pedo icon. Just glad that he didn't want to be made into cigarettes, since he would be in adults' lungs. Nobody over 18. Only 9 and under allowed.

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

“Life is going swimmingly,”

“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”

Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.

You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.

I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.

I'll call it Downtown.

Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.

A boy is working on his English homework and asks his father for some help. "Dad, what's the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'?"

His dad replies, "I'll tell you what. Go ask your mother if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks. Then go ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks. Once you have their answers, you'll know the difference."

So the boy goes to his mother and poses the question: "Would she sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks?"

She answers, "Don't tell your Dad, but yes, I certainly would!"

The boy then goes to his sister and asks her his next question: "Would she sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks?"

"Oh definitely!" she answers, without a moment's thought.

The boy goes back to his father, an expression of understanding on his face.

"You're right, Dad, I know the difference now. Potentially, we're sitting on two million bucks. In reality, we're living with a couple of sluts."

One day, a father was showering, and his daughter ran into the bathroom while he was getting out and drying off.

The daughter curiously pointed to her father's penis and asked, "Daddy, when am I going to get one of those!?"

The father replied quickly, "In about 15 minutes, when your mother leaves for work."

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

Because he's dead.

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

My therapist said I have trouble letting go of the past. So I killed him.

Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."

"But why?" I replied.

"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.

"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.

What's the difference between Michael Joseph Jackson and Mickey Mouse? Besides being a disease-carrying rodent, and one a dangerous pedophile, Mickey Mouse can still touch and go near kids.

Why did Michael Joseph Jackson cross the road? To get away from the parents of the boys who stayed in his house, and to go to a store where boys' underwear was 1/2 off.

Why did Catholic women stop going to church?

Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.

A vagina is like the weather. Once it’s wet, it’s time to go inside.

My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...

...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.