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Sex

What is the speed limit for sex? 68, because if you go any faster, you’ll have to turn around.

Common

What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.

Masturbation

What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.

Viagra

There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.

Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

Orphan

Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.

Roast

You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.

Special

I'm going to make a city just for people with special needs.

I'll call it Downtown.

Dumpster

Siri is so ugly that she needs to go in the dumpster. She's so ugly that she needs to go in the toilet.

A boy is working on his English homework and asks his father for some help. "Dad, what's the difference between 'potential' and 'reality'?"

His dad replies, "I'll tell you what. Go ask your mother if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks. Then go ask your sister if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks. Once you have their answers, you'll know the difference."

So the boy goes to his mother and poses the question: "Would she sleep with Robert Redford for a million bucks?"

She answers, "Don't tell your Dad, but yes, I certainly would!"

The boy then goes to his sister and asks her his next question: "Would she sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks?"

"Oh definitely!" she answers, without a moment's thought.

The boy goes back to his father, an expression of understanding on his face.

"You're right, Dad, I know the difference now. Potentially, we're sitting on two million bucks. In reality, we're living with a couple of sluts."

One day, a father was showering, and his daughter ran into the bathroom while he was getting out and drying off.

The daughter curiously pointed to her father's penis and asked, "Daddy, when am I going to get one of those!?"

The father replied quickly, "In about 15 minutes, when your mother leaves for work."

Twin Towers

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.

Michael Jackson

Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?

Because he's dead.

Twin Towers

Fat people are like the Twin Towers. Once they go down, they don’t come back up.

Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

I dated a lot of girls before I married my wife. I was living with one of them when I arrived home one day to find her bags packed and next to the door. I asked her, "Baby, what's going on?" She said, "I'm leaving you."

"But why?" I replied.

"Because you're a pedophile!" she answered.

"That's a pretty big word for a six-year-old," I said.