Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then heβll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
Two baked beans traveled around Australia.
They both ended up in Cairns.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadnβt seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman Iβd become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
βYes, itβs such a shame that sheβs gone blind,β she said sadly.
You should go soul searching. Maybe you'll find one.
There are Three Sons: Journey, Korean, and Little Joe. They were trapped on a floating island, and a priest gave them each one wish.
The first son wished to go back to the ground. The Second Son wished to go back to the ground. The third son was lonely and wished for his two brothers to come back to the floating island.
Wanna know how I got away from Iraq? Iran.
I always sucked at mazes. I found myself lost over and over again but if life is a labyrinth, I'd always find the escape. The final dead end, my personal favourite...
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends family and food?
Someone told him that Shelby coming round the mountain.
I went on a one in a life time vacation never again
I did a good walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and people live in the house with my dog I had to a dog and
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Can't go under it, can't go over it, we gotta go through it!
A man and a child walk into a forest. The kid says "um sir its getting dark and i'm getting kinda scared". The man says "yeah well think how I feel I have to walk back out alone.
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood His hand caught on fire
Why are there no Africans on cruise ships from Africa to America? Once again, they don't fall for the trick!
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk
My grandmother made her passage on a boat the thing wasnβt the only thing that went down.
