One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
what is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
U can’t unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitch fork.
So there is a truck driver and every he sees a black guy on his route he tries to hit him so one day he sees a priest that needs a ride so he gives him one and he sees a black guy and he wants to hit him so he closed his eyes and acts like he is asleep so he hears a thud he looks at the Priest And he says "you missed but don’t worry I got him with the door
Luck of the Irish my ass, I just blew a tranny and an engine in my truck both in the same week… Boy it really ruined my day when they found out about each other.
How do you get 100 babies in the back of a pick up truck? Blender How do you get them back out? Straw
Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. “Oh this handles so well !” they exclaimed. Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear ended them. Passenger said to his partner. " You tell that man he’s gonna pay every single cent cuz we’re going to sue him !" So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said “What do you want wimp? " The gay said ,” You just hit our new Pink Porsche and we’re gonna make you pay every single cent cuz we’re gonna sue you!" The trucker said " Oh yeah ? Blow me ! " Gay driver went " Ohhh!" And ran back. Gay partner asked him " What did he say ?" His fruitcake driver said " Ohhh! Its wonderful, he wants to settle out of court !"
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl. I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot
There was a free candy truck and a black man went in side and instead of him getting kidnapped the candy man did!
What’s the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You can unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork
What’s the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.