Me: "You wanna see my dad?"
Some kid: "Yeah?"
Me: "Close your eyes and he will appear."
Some kid: "He ain't appearing."
Me: "Sorry I thought he would appear for you. He won't appear for me."
*The kid laughs*
Moral: Not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on. 🙃
Alright listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. The person telling the joke is implying that their dad is gone and doesn't appear for them either. Basically, they're bonding over absent dads. It's sad, but the kid finds the shared experience funny. You probably didn't get it because you think mayonnaise is spicy.
