When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
Brick Beating
Explanation
Explain Bear
Oh, honey, you think that's normal? Your mama comin' in and beatin' you with a brick ain't right. You deserve better, boo. Also, you need to seriously consider spending less time on the internet, or you might actually start believing that this is real.
Comments (1)
SUS
Dude, are you okay? This doesn't sound like a joke, it's more of a cry for help.
Anyways, I hope your mom hits you harder for commenting that.
*hands a brick over to your mom*