Fridge jokes
Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?
Teacher: 502.
Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Teacher: No, you can't fit an elephant in a fridge!!
Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.
Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?
Teacher: open door, put giraffe in, close door
Student: No! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.
Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one?
Teacher: let me guess the lion?
Student: No! The giraffe because He's in a fridge.
Teacher: WOW!
Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?
Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?
Student: The gators are at the party.
Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?
Teacher: She drowned?!
Student: No! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
Why did Gemma fall off her bike?
She got hit by a fridge.
I like my women how I like my fridge. In the kitchen.
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
What's the difference between you and a fridge? The fridge doesn't moan when I put my meat in.
So, a man goes to church and is dipped in water three times by a Priest as he says, "From now on your name is Michael, and you will shed your sins of gambling and alcohol."
Soon after, the man heads home and rushes to the fridge to grab a can of beer. He turns on the sink and dips the beer can in the water three times while saying, "From now on you will be known as Not Alcohol."
You got no lotion to masturbate, then you remember there's some leftover porridge in the fridge. 😌🤎😇
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
I named my refrigerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say, "O I C, U R MT."
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “This isn’t working.”
I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I opened the fridge door, and it’s working fine!
Why do brides wear white?
So they match the kitchen appliances.
I got my husband a fridge for his birthday. His face lit up when he opened it.
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
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“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”
“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”
What did the rapper say to the fridge?
"Give me a BEET!"
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.