Student: 503 bricks are on a plane. 1 falls off. How many are left?

Teacher: 502.

Student: How do you put an elephant in a fridge?

Teacher:No you can’t fit an elephant in a fridge!!

Student: Just open door, put elephant in, close door.

Student: How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Teacher: open door,put giraffe in, close door

Student: no! Open door, take elephant out, put giraffe in, close door.

Student: The Lion King is having a B-day party. All the animals are there, except one. Which one? Teacher: let me guess the lion?

Student: No!The giraffe because He’s in a fridge.

Teacher: WOW!

Student: Sally has to get across a large river home to many alligators. They are very dangerous, but Sally swims across safely. How?

Teacher: Sally stepped on the alligators mouth?

Student:The gators are at the party.

Student: But Sally dies anyway. Why?

Teacher:She drowned?!

Student: no! She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left?

What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.

What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.

The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he’s stuck in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

I wrote a song about a tortilla. Well, it was more of a wrap.

I bought my son a fridge for Christmas. – I can’t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday. I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Susan Susan Who? Season Your chicken it’s too plain!

why did the fridge have lots of friends?

Cause it was COOL

why did gemma fall off her bike? she got hit by a fridge

We have some leak in the fridge, I’m surprised nobody has called a plumber.

I like my women how I like my fridge.

In the kitchen.

I named my refridgerator Oicurmt, because every time I look in, I say O I C, U R MT.

I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.

Turns out it was the fridge.

Taken from www.keeplaughingforever.com

So a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist. “What seems to be the problem?” The therapist asked. “Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” They said. So the therapist replies, “oh dear, that must be a problem.” “Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open and the light is really bright.”

A FED EX plane was carrying 375 fridges across Africa but the cargo door wasn’t shut properly but only 218 reached the desired destination. The rest landed in a remote village. How many fell out the plane?

Time’s up! You took too long you only had 4 seconds to answer it.

How do you put an elephant into the fridge that pushed out the cargo door?

Open the fridge, put the elephant in and close the door.

How do you put a giraffe into the fridge?

Open the fridge, take out the elephant. Then put in the giraffe and close the door.

Why did sally fall off the swing?

Because she got hit by the other 156 refrigerators.

How did she survive?

Her idiot mother tried to pull her out and accidentally ripped both her arms off. But she was rescued 8 minutes later.

Why did Jerry fall off the moon?

Because he got hit by a fridge.

Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.

Why couldn’t sally open the fridge

Because she had no arms

How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator…it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.

dang it got ketchup on my sleeve what do I do o spread the LOVE

Yo mama’s like a fridge she breaks down when she loses her cool

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