Go jokes
I go in the duck park, I make it myself there cozy with Rayman and fruit dwarves.
Why are orphans running around the world after the baseball coach said, "Go home"?
Because he didn’t know what the hell to do.
Attention to everyone, I'm not going to be on for 2 weeks because I was in a bike accident, or more like a motorcycle accident. I was ran off the road when my 16 year old brother was taking me for a ride. Now I can't use my legs cause, well, you know. I will be taking a break because I don't want to move my legs that much.
How do homeless people punish their children?
What are their children going to do? Go to their room?
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
Why did the ass go to therapy?
It couldn't deal with all the crap.
Today was like every other day. It was so terribly long and so terribly dreary. I fear these feelings will never end. I’ll always feel so dark, feel so hopeless. Sometimes all I want is for it to end. For all of it to end, for all of my thoughts to end. I despise the way that always comes to mind. But I feel so lost, feel so hopeless. If something would just work. But nothing has worked. Nothing can fix this. These feelings will pass. These days won't feel so endless... or so absolutely heavy. Just give it some time. Just give it some hope... and some belief. The ‘happy pills’ will work. The doctor says they'll help... they'll help it go away. Just dump the pill in your hand. Let yourself place the little white thing on your tongue... Let yourself throw your head back and swallow. It'll make this better. It should make me feel better.
Everything has changed! The world is so bright— The world is so loud! I don’t know how I never noticed! The sun is so warm— The grass is so green! I feel so awake! I feel so content— I feel so happy! It’s so strange! I’m not anxious— I’m not overthinking! I guess those pills really worked! I think I’m really getting better— I think I’m really going to be happy!
Why did the orphan go to rob the bank? Because he wanted to be wanted! >:D
"Mommy, Mommy! Are we going to live forever?"
"Only in your dreams."
How much context, pecker? You Press context categoria, go Discord.
Drink tea with friend game night.
Did you know that if you go into an orphanage and tell them a "yo mama" joke, they won’t get it?
Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?
You're so poor that you die and go to the backrooms.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
What do orphans get when they go to a bank alone?
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Why can you rub a dog's nose in their pee when they go on the carpet but when I do the same to an Alzheimer's patient I get fired from the nursing home?
How names were named.
"I have to go because my tailor is at the gym where he will chase coal before dawn."
"SAY THAT AGAIN. SO MANY GOOD NAMES!"
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.