if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana
How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎 You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screems when you out it in a blender and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
if I was to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crummy"
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits? : A blender.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
Aids
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
Why did the banana like the movie Because it was apeeling
What's a priests fav fruit?
Cantaloupe
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
- Come post!
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blue-berry.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in
What's the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse? i don't eat the fruit.
