Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?

It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.

if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie

What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?

A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana

How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎 You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊

3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”

What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One screems when you out it in a blender and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.

What is beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba na na na

What fruit always feels depressed?

A blue-berry.

What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits? : A blender.

What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up.

My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil’s advocado.

What do u call a gay drive by a fruit roll up

Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said “Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion”. The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"😝😝🤣🤣

What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?

I don’t put fruit in a blender.

So Johnny was working at a deli, a woman walks up and asks, do you have any salad? Johnny says no, she asks? What about carrots? Again Johnny says no, she says what about bananas? Johnny says “tell ya what, spell out “lad” in salad” she spells L A D, Johnny replies “spell “rot” in carrot” she spells R O T, Johnny says “now spell “fuck” in vegetables or fruits” she says “there is no fuck in vegetables or fruits” Johnny exclaims “thats what ive been trying to tell you!”

if I was to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel “crummy”

what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers

When the depressed kid runs out of eyeliner So he says fruit ninja with his wrists

What’s a priests fav fruit?

Cantaloupe