if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie
How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎 You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊
What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana
My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
if I was to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crummy"
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?
It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in
Why did the banana like the movie Because it was apeeling
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screems when you out it in a blender and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
- Come post!
3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, "Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!"
What is beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na
What do you call getting assaulted by a gay man? Fruit punch.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit-roll up
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits? : A blender.
my friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day she was pulled in by a strong "currant"
what fruit is square and green? a lemon in disguise
