Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool?

It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.

if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie

How do you make a fruit punch? 🍎 You give it a pair of boxing gloves. 🥊

3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”

What fruit always feels depressed?

A blue-berry.

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil’s advocado.

What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One screems when you out it in a blender and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.

What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up.

What does an apple and a gay have in common?

Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.

if I was to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel “crummy”

What is beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba na na na

What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?

I don’t put fruit in a blender.

Did you hear the race of the tomato and lettuce? Well the lettuce was winning and the tomato was trying to ketchup.

What is the healthiest fruit?

An orange 🍊- It takes Vitamin See!

My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.

Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?

So it could have sweet dreams.

How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?

• Come post!

What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?

A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana

Three guys are stranded with cannibals on an island. The cannibals said “Each one of you come back with 10 pieces of fruit and shove them up your butt showing no emotion”. The first guy came back with 10 apples and by the second one he started to grunt so he was killed and eaten. The second one came back with cherries and when he went to put the 10th one in he started to laugh so he was killed and eaten. The two guys met in heaven and the first guy said" dude you were so close what happened?" The second one said" I would have made it but I saw the third guy come back with 10 pineapples!!"😝😝🤣🤣

What is a vampire’s favourite animal? A giraffe.

What is a vampire’s favourite fruit? Neck-tarines.

Those two jokes are not funny at all!