3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”

What do you call a gay drive by? A fruit roll up.

Fruit is like ex-wives…

They both look really good hanging from a tree.

What is beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba na na na

What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?

The Devil’s advocado.

Why did the plum put sugar under its pillow?

So it could have sweet dreams.

What fruit always feels depressed?

A blue-berry.

What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?

A baaaaaaaanaaaaaana

If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose tell his family he/she was a fruit now he/she’s a vegetable at least there still in the produce section

What is a vampire’s favourite fruit?

A nectarine

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? – Bananana!

Yo mama so stupid she thought Fruit Ninja was a gay weeaboo

3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says “Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you.” So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, “I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?” The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a BANANA!!"

What do you call a retarded fruit Mentally In-pear-ed

This disabled kid walked up to me so I asked what disease he had. He said Lima. So I said, come again? And he said Lima nuts and I asked if that was a fruit and he said. No I’m a vegetable.

What is it called what a gay guy punches someone?

• Fruit Punch

What’s the difference between fruit and a freshly killed corpse? i don’t eat the fruit.

What Do you Call a homosexual in a Coma?

A Fruit & a Vegetable

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?

A Ba-na-na-na (To the tune of Beethoven’s 5th symphony)

If your boyfriends doesn’t get your fruit puns, you got to let that mango.

if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie

Fruit is like ex-wives.

They both look really good hanging from a tree.

Yo mama so stupid she thought that fruit punch was a boxer

Did you know a vegetable can also be a fruit?

theres no joke

also there are only 2 genders, male and female

hhgregg anyone?