What does an imouto ride? Onii-san.
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Wanna go ride a bike?
I heard an uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like 40$
A boy walks in on his mother riding his father. "What are you doing?" the boy asks his mother. "I'm jumping on daddy to make him thin," said the mother. "Don't bother," said the boy, "when you go shopping, the lady next door comes and blows him up again."
Why did the pirate kids ride the short bus to school?
Because they were retarrrrrrrrrded
what's the hardest part of riding a scooter ?
telling you parents you are gay
i replaced jingle bells with jiggle balls... jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way! oh what fun it is to ride on jiggly balls today!
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
Your butt so big you can slap it and ride the waves.
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It’s a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life change when I found out she was under the horse.
What did the headless horseman say to the woman? give me head
Uber driver: ........... Me: .......... Uber driver: .......... Me: 5 stars.
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say 'Thank God' and to stop the horse, to say ' Hallelujah'. The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled hallelujah and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said 'Thank God".
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
Hellen Keller went to town riding a pony stuck a feather in her hat and called it an
Unughppppthh
I come in from work to see my wife dead on the sofa. As I unzip for one last ride she says BOO! What kind of a dick fuck does that!
A couple and their friends were riding their tricycle and one wheel fell off. They discussed what to do and finally the friend said why don't you just use me. The boyfriend said why did i not think of using the third wheel.
Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*
