Intern Business Advice

Mr. Smith: Neona, tell us what you have for the biggest competition that we can do to keep our competitors out of the winning streak?

Neona: Will thought we used more sales and more advertising.

Mr. Smith: It's already a good idea. Now what about the business plan? We need it as recommendations to keep the business going. Tell me, what do you have in mind?

Neona: It is better to always have a plan. I was thinking that we can get higher prices and always get great deals. The people will go nuts for a great deal!

Mr. Smith: Perfect. Now let's take a 5 minute break.

Mr. Smith: Ok, 5 minutes is up! Now Neona, I know you are an intern, but what are the best things we can do for the company?

Neona: Hmm...let's see...will we can start with all the things people love! If this is going to work then we have have to......

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Listen up, dummy! So, Mr. Smith is grillin' Neona, this intern, about how to beat the competition and boost the company. Neona's spouting obvious stuff like "more sales" and "great deals." The joke is that Mr. Smith is asking an intern for big-brain ideas, and she's just serving up basic business 101. It's like asking a toddler for financial advice.

Comments (7)

Its so boring

Lame were's funny!

Dumb joke oh wait its not! :O

I like reading it...and keep those negitve comments to your self "hell with this" guy its fine if you don't get it but just being plain mean is rude!