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freddyfatbear

BED

A man is smirking and has a confused look on his face with text that reads: When it's 10pm and your friend says, "so where are we going after this?" To bed???

CaptainEgg75

for real

A man in a red hoodie, MrBeast, stands in front of a staircase leading down into a basement. The text on the image says "Today I'm going to buy this basement full of children."

hayden💯💯💯

me when I go to my grandma's

A chipmunk with very full cheeks looks slightly startled. The text says: When you already started eating and someone says "Let's pray".

murder muffin

jim please

The image consists of two panels. The top panel is a drawing showing three hands holding a rope. The rope is broken. The text says "Sometimes what you're trying to hold on is exactly what you should let go off." The bottom panel is a black and white photograph showing a person dangling from a cliff, being held by a rope from someone on the edge. The text says "But it's so relatable. Jim, please."

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Chri5

Brass Mcknuckles.

A hand is holding a pair of golden brass knuckles in the shape of the McDonald's arches. Below the image is a text: "they're going to be mcfreakin sorry now".

Rockship2910

What happened to my screen...

The image shows a blue computer screen with a simple face made of parentheses, dots, and an underscore. Below the face are the words "I don't know WHAT the fuck is going on." This is followed by "Good luck searching for it online though." and "Here's a useless number that Google has no results for. Try Bing."

LoserIsPro

Funny Test Answers #6

A test paper with the title "Pre Test - Answer these questions as accurately as possible" written on it. The student's answers are written in ink. The answers are often unexpected and witty, leading to the teacher giving the student an A+ for creativity and an F for the overall exam. Some of the questions include "In which battle did Napoleon die?", "What is the main reason for divorce?", and "How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?".

freddyfatbear

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A close-up of a person with disheveled hair and wide, surprised eyes. Text above says, "what time did you go to bed last night?" and the text below it says "me: early, why?"

Jade that's depressed

Bestfriend meme

The image shows a two-panel scene from a TV show. In the top panel, a man stands on a ledge and says, "I'm going to jump!". In the bottom panel, another man with a megaphone yells "Do a flip!" while text above him reads "*best friend*".

Erichh

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

blach66

A cartoon image of Rick Sanchez, a character with light blue hair, is looking slightly to his right with a slightly smirking expression. He's holding a lollipop in his mouth. The text on top reads "Wanna go touch children?" and at the bottom it says "You son of a bitch, I'm in."

Bozo

what did i find?

A blue bus with human eyes, a nose, and an ear has four legs and walks on a checkered purple floor. The text above the bus says: "The legs on the bus go step step step".

Smexy Baka

Like if you can relate

A cartoon of a blue cat-like character sitting at a desk with a stern face. Above it says "when your teacher is happy about something" and below it says "I think we all know where this is going."

Rey Rey

A close-up of Woody from Toy Story with a wide-eyed and screaming facial expression. The text above the image reads: "When she says go deeper so u go to infinity and beyond."

BellaTrix

Fax

A black and white image of Wednesday Addams looking displeased. The text on the image states: "I have 2 reactions when going out: 1. Ew, the sun. 2. Ew, the people."

bruce

When you start middle school

Two images of Kermit the Frog. On the left, a normal looking Kermit with the text 'ME GOING INTO MIDDLE SCHOOL.' On the right, Kermit is hooded and looks dark with the text 'ME LEAVING.'

Heroin Monkey

✨Jassy✨

SAY IT OR YOUR GOING TO HELL

A cat with a yellow Croc on its head, looking like a hat. Text on the image says, "You have been visited by the cat pope, don't scroll without say amen."

✨Jassy✨

Like and comment if u can relate

The image shows a text about the meaning of each finger. It reads: "I have 5 fingers for a reason: My pinky finger: for my best friend, and the promises I will never break. My ring finger: for that special boy, when the time is right. My middle finger: for that b*tches who pushes me too far... My pointer finger: to pick out my dearest family members. My thumb: to show the rest of the world I'm going to be okay."

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Arabians go weeeeee

A small airplane is flying between the Twin Towers of the World Trade Center. The towers are in a city and several bridges are visible in the background.

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