Competition

Competition Jokes

The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.

"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.

"Boxing?"

"No, ... hurdles."

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I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.

I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.

Gravity sure is fast