Competition jokes
Every time my cousin and I, we settle it out with our game, so we play rock paper scissors. 😂🤣🤣
God promised John that if he came in 1st, he would get an eternal life, but instead he came in 5th and got a kettle!
The Chaaaaaaaaaampioooooooooons!
Why did the lettuce win the race?
I got two cups of milk. One for me and one for my son.
We both drank them at the same time and tried not to puke. I won, since my son is face first on the table with his blood all over.
What do you call two guys fighting over a slut?
Tug of whore.
What did Amtrak say at the Olympics?
I AM keeping Trak!
How did Jenson lose against a Cheetah?
Because he was a cheetah!
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
(Just a joke, she's probably kind.)
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty competition, they said no because they didn't want professionals.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Comment your favorite sport.
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Two magicians were in a competition. The first one did magic, and the second started counting down, "3, 2," but before he said the last number, he 1.
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
What are the 2 fights Africa could never win?
A food fight and a water fight!
Player 138 eliminated...