I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
I bet my friend $5 that he would die drowning.
A depressing but satisfying victory.
why cant hitler join track? because he cant even finish a race
Chuck Norris and Time had a race...
Result: Time is still running...
What's it called if you give a kid in a wheelchair a ball? Rocket League.
Two artists had an art contest. -- It ended in a draw.
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
I met a guy in a wheelchair today. His face was battered and bruised. "What happened to your face?" I asked.
"I'm a Paralympian," he replied.
"Boxing?"
"No, ... hurdles."
I bet China can be the best baseball team. They took out the entire world with just a bat.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball
when you loose a game of Kahoot so you kashoot up the school
I lost a race with a handicapped person today. The problem was the race was all stairs.
Gravity sure is fast
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
Chuck Norris and Superman had a bet. The loser had to wear their underwear on their pants.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get
what did hitler and usain bolt have in common? they both finished the races
