Run jokes
I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."
To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket, "You can hide but you can't run."
What did the fish say when it ran into a wall?
Dam.
I wasn't planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
What pool never runs dry?
The one on the Titanic.
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.
The wheels on the bus go round and round!
A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.
"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.
"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"
"Good, but where's the p?"
"Running down my leg."
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Guy goes to the doctor. The doctor says, "You look run down." The guy says, "No, I've come on my bike!"
Why did Stephen Hawking go to his fridge but get nothing out?
It was a dummy run.
Why do cheetahs run? Because they are spotty.
Guy: Are you tired?
His “Crush”: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because you’ve been running through my mind all day?
His “Crush”: That’s sweet.
Guy: I’m joking, you don’t look like you do any running.
In fright, I saw my faceless soul! Never imagined it could run that fast!