Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
Alright, listen up, buttercup. So, there's this dead koala, right? And it's stapled to a baby. Then the baby is stapled to a chicken. That's already peak comedy, but there is MORE! This koala is so dead it causes trees to fall over and kangaroos to die. It's funny because things that die usually rot, not take everything down with it like the godzilla of being dead. And you are like a baby in the woods, all innocent and clueless.
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