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i dont want to die alone.... that is why i am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!

why didn't the pirate right a letter to his mom

R u kidding me??!?!

me: "you wanna see my dad" some kid: "yeah?" me: "close your eyes and he will appear" some kid: "he ain't appearing" me: "sorry i thought he would appear for you. he won't appear for me" *the kid laughs"

moral: not everything is supposed to be funny text if you notice what was really going on 🙃

in the new grinch the whos would say he stole christmest get him then the grinch said im a orphan that changes everything the whos said what would they do if max was a orphan

if trump was a orphan I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life