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    I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.

    He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.

    I asked "where are you going"

    He said "Camp Bin Laden"

    I asked "what do they do there"

    He answered "they got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus the got arts and crafts."

    I asked "what do you mean by arts and crafts?"

    He said "see this towel on my head" I nodded "I made it out of boxer jokes"

    To start im a big fella in size.

    I saw a skinny guy act like Santa so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off" I said. He said "then you try it". He gave me the Santa suit and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.

    Me and my friend were hunting ducks. He had a 12 gague shotgun, and he looked over and I had a .50 caliber machine gun, he said "your crazy!", I responded "quackers"

    I was in a terriost a famous terriost group. No, not the Taliban. We called ourselves the Talabam.

    Me and my friends were talking. Then we got to talk about our wives. I said "So I married a valcono for a wife. You never know when she will blow up"

    Their was a enemy with a machine gun. My commander said "Un-arm the enemy". So I ran over to the enemy and chopped his arms off.

    Chuck Norris: " Chuck Norris doesn't fight, he just allows you to lose" Me: "How come did you lose return of the dragon?"

    During the election campaign of 2012 we heard about Obama but we fought they said Osama. So I told my friend grab his gun and lets have some fun. So during one of Obama's campaign we both shot him to death, which lasted a while. Then my friend said "lets go get piz drunk at Mavericks bar". Then on TV they talked about Obama death and everybody but 2 guys cheered. Then guess what, we loaded our guns and lit those 2 guys up like we did to Obama.

    Me and my friend were duck hunting. He shot 5 ducks in one shot. Then he shot by accident and yelled "DUCK!" then "MOTHERDUCKER!". Then ducks came down and one by one bit him.

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    A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican not Mexicant."

    Spock went to the enterprises toilet and he knocked on it "Kirk are you in there?" Spiked asked, Kirk answered "hold on i am making a captains log"