What did the football coach say when he went to the bank? -“I want my quarter back.”

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men. Coach

I know a girl in a wheelchair. I realize why now she couldn’t do sports because the coaches wanted 100% from her,but she was only able to give 50.

Why couldn’t Cinders use horses to pull the Pumpkin Coach? Because they were too busy playing stable tennis!

Why did every one quit the high school volleyball team: To join COACH KYLE"S team of course.