Go jokes
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Why did the rapper go to the bank?
To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.
Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)
To WITHDRAW some BEATS.
It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.
But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .
Memes
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.
My dad went to go get milk.
My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.
Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!
Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Friend, you're bold and fat.
Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍
Why did the hobo go back to the future?
To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.
If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.