Go jokes
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
What do you say after you go out for middle eastern food? I falafel (feel awful)!
The Breakfast Couples: (Bacon) - Don't go bacon my heart.
(Egg) - I couldn't if I fried.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.
My best opinion: when life goes to hell, you just go down with it.
How do you know when a woman is going to have a black baby?
When she takes the tampon out, all the cotton is picked.
Are you Spanish, because I will say "Hola."
Do you go to a biblioteca? Also, in Spanish, you will never guess the word "biblioteca." Find it, I dare you.
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible!
I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my date 😡!
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
Why did two fours skip lunch? They already ate.
Why do orphans like to go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
If you're bored, punch an orphan in the face. What is he gonna do, tell his parents?
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
A down-on-his-luck Newfoundlander takes a job in Toronto. He hates every minute of it. The housing is overpriced, the traffic a bottleneck. Frustrated, he starts saving every penny until he can buy a car to go home to the outport.
Eventually someone takes pity on him and offers to sell him a car with no reverse for fifty bucks.
"I takes it!" the Newfie replies, "because I don't intends on coming back anyway."
I'm going to burn Braden Mitchell Kniffen's house down.
I can go to Walmart and scan my wrists. It'll say "antidepressants." ✨
What is the difference between an orphan and a snake?
A snake has a home to go to underground.
Yo mama so ugly, she's only allowed to go out on October 31.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.