Go jokes

Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.

I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?

I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.

I go balls deep in your mum with no power.

I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.

Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.

I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.

My dad asked, "Where are you going?"

Me: "Back to the orphanage."

Why did the person go to jail?

He committed a crime.

So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.

Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.

If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?

Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.

Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)

To WITHDRAW some BEATS.

Why did the booty go to the party?

It heard it was a "bash."

It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.

But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .

Read the name.

Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!

Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.

My dad went to go get milk.

My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.