Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
you.
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
The sun isn’t the only thing that rose up this morning...
If I were an object in this world, I'd be a glass! Because if you leave me when I'm too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
If I was a pizza topping, I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.
I'm a star! Because one of these days, I'm going to crash and burn...
If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die, I'd be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.
I'm like the sun; I'm painful to look at.
If I was a food, I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.
I'm like an eggshell... broken and empty.
If I was a mythical creature, I'd be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.
I'm like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.
My soul is a raisin because it's dried up, shriveled, and not everyone likes it.
I'm like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.
I'm like the moon because as the month progresses, my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.
I'm like an extremely powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.
I'm like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.
I'm like a shitty book cover... because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.
My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can't afford to go through with the divorce, and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape, but the more they try, the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety.
Help me....
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"
North Korea and the Martians were fighting about who was going to reach Venus first.
Trump steps in and says, "That doesn't matter, America is going to land on the sun first."
The Martians and North Korea said, "You can't land on the sun, it's too hot and you will die."
Trump said his brilliant plan, "America is going to land there at night."
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun... Then it dawned on me.
Sun.
I followed the sun for a day (stood there at noon). I found myself at the same spot.
