Why doesn't the Sun go to college? -- Because it has a million degrees.
What is the suns favorite chocolate bar? A Milky Way 😱
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shades.
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams
the whole solar system is one big family right? but everyone circles the SON.
Q How can you tell the sun is a boy A it rises every morning
The sun isn’t the only thing rose up this morning....
🌍:You're so hot! 🌎:How are you single? ☀️:I burn anyone who gets too close!
you
If I was an object in this world I'd be a glass! Because if you leave me when I'm too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.
If I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.
I'm a star! Because one of these days I'm going to crash and burn...
If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die I'd be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.
I'm like the sun; I'm painful to look at.
If I was a food I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.
I'm like an eggshell... broken and empty.
If I was a mythical creature I'd be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.
I'm like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.
My soul is a raisin because it's dried up shriveled, and not everyone likes it.
I'm like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.
I'm like the moon because as the month progresses my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.
I'm like an Ex streamly powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.
I'm like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.
I'm like a shity book cover... because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.
My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can't afford to go through with the divorce and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape but the more they try the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety
Help me....
If the sun had a kid it would be like father like sun🤓 😎
what song did people in Hirosima listen to?
"here comes the sun"
Someone: I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE Me: Then stay at 1 000 000 km of me.
why did the sun go to school, to get brighter
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: because it has a million degrees. 😀
Have you heard about the tanning Olimpics? Everyone wanted bronze (this is a lil cringe)
WHY DOES THE SUN GET ALOT OF GIRLS? BECAUSE ITS HOT.
the sun is already bright stupid
You look tall for being a yellow dwarf you are 432,450 miles tall!!!!!!
