Sun jokes
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?
A: It rises every morning.
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
Why doesn’t the sun ☀️ go to college?
Because it has a million degrees.
working on a thing
What holds the sun ☀️ up in the sky?
Sunbeams.
🌍: You're so hot!
🌎: How are you single?
☀️: I burn anyone who gets too close!
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
you.
Why didn't the sun go to college?
Because it already had a million degrees!
Why is the sun mad at the clouds?
The clouds keep throwing shade.
If I were an object in this world, I'd be a glass! Because if you leave me when I'm too close to the edge, I will likely shatter and break.
If I was a pizza topping, I would be pineapple! Because everybody doubts me.
I'm a star! Because one of these days, I'm going to crash and burn...
If I could choose what creature I come back as after I die, I'd be a panda, because people would give a shit if I went extinct.
I'm like the sun; I'm painful to look at.
If I was a food, I would be chopped liver because nobody likes me.
I'm like an eggshell... broken and empty.
If I was a mythical creature, I'd be a unicorn! Because nobody believes in me.
I'm like a flashlight with old batteries inside because my inner light died a long time ago.
My soul is a raisin because it's dried up, shriveled, and not everyone likes it.
I'm like the moon because you only get to see one side of me.
I'm like the moon because as the month progresses, my life becomes covered more and more by darkness.
I'm like an extremely powerful fan! Because I push everyone away.
I'm like a disposable camera! People use me once and then just throw me away.
I'm like a shitty book cover... because people think they have the right to judge and label me before they read my pages.
My brain and body is essentially a really old married couple that can't afford to go through with the divorce, and now they are stuck in a toxic relationship they are desperate to escape, but the more they try, the more they sink into the quicksand that is my depression and anxiety.
Help me....
The whole solar system is one big family, right? But everyone circles the sun.
I stayed up all night trying to follow the sun... Then it dawned on me.
How to learn your Vitamins:
A = Art.
B = Bouncy Balls.
C = Cookies.
D = Da Sun.
You'll be smarter than a doctor next time you visit!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?
Because her students were so bright!
Why did the sun go to church?
Because it needs Jesus.
My respect for you didn't just go through the roof, it touched the fucking sun!
Why is Mercury so hot? I know, because the sun is killing Mercury.
What did the sun say to the Earth?
"Am I hot?"