Go jokes

This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.

What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.

I love ❤️ going to school 🏫.

I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.

How does he go for a poo? He logs out.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair going through a fire? Ghost Rider.

I love making jokes about orphans!

What are they going to do, tell their parents?

My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.

Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!

Teacher: NANI!?!?

If you believe in Allah, you will go straight to heaven, Mashallah! 😍

So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urinal.

Later on, I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because, well, he probably had to go, but yeah, he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urinal, so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part.

Superman has been called to a huge house fire.

Superman: "There you are ma'am, everyone out and all safe!"

Mother: "But my children are still inside! You need to go back an--"

Superman: "Ah fuck'em..."

Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?

A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.

What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"

He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"

If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.

What did the fat girl say to the donut?

"I'm going to eat you tonight..."

Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!

Why did the hobo go back to the future?

To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.

Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven?

He couldn’t climb the stairway.

If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?