Go jokes

I'm going to your mom's house. Can you help me, planet?

Why do orphans cry so much?

They can’t find a place to go.

Why did ItsFunneh go on the road? She so Draco looking at a car then the car runs over him, sad Draco.

Hello my fellow Canadians, I mean Americans. I, your cool and hip president, has decided to give everyone free ice cream! Even the Russians. Go out to your local ice cream shop and make sure to leave your kids at home!

What did South Korea say to North Korea? Go read a book!

A gay man enters a bar. At the counter, he sees a skinhead sitting, which he somehow finds cute. He gathers all his courage, goes to the skinhead and whispers to him, "Do you want a blowjob?"

The skinhead punches the gay man in the face with his fist, causing him to go down. Then he drags him outside into the parking lot and kicks him again with his boots before going back inside and sitting down at the counter.

"Man," says the bartender, "but you beat him up quite a bit! What did the man even say to you that you were so freaked out?"

"I don't know," replies the skinhead, "something about a job..."

I go balls deep in your mum with no power.

I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.

I go to the shop and buy 2 pints of kimo.

Grove Christian School is a great school in Richmond, Virginia. I recommend that you go there.

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work, not aware that her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "That's my dad outside." Man: "How much did you say the baseball was again?" Boy: "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy: "Dark in here." Man: "Yes, it is." Boy: "I have a baseball glove." Man: "That's nice." Boy: "Want to buy it?" Man: "No, thanks." Boy: "I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad." Man: "How much did you say the glove was again?" Boy: "$750." Man: "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!" The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son says, "$1,000." The father says, "It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here." The priest says, "Do not start that shit again!"

If you go to the military and you get sent to a country, how many heads will you blow off?

That number is how many dicks you suck.

My dad asked, "Where are you going?"

Me: "Back to the orphanage."

Why did the person go to jail?

He committed a crime.

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

Why did the booty go to the party?

It heard it was a "bash."

It's illegal to go onto someone's property, demand money that they might not have while wearing all black, and threaten horrible things if they don't pay.

But when the IRS does it, it's perfectly fine. HMMMMM . . .

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.

Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)

To WITHDRAW some BEATS.

What did the fat girl say to the donut?

"I'm going to eat you tonight..."