Go jokes

Why did the serial killer let the guy in a wheelchair go? Because the guy didn’t really have any body for the serial killer to stab.

My dad went to go get milk.

I love making jokes about orphans!

What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Friend, you're bold and fat.

Me: Bro, go to the bathroom and look at the mirror. You will probably break it.

What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?

Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.

Why did the penis go fly?

Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.

My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.

Kile: Hey, asshole! I bet you listen to trash 50 Cent! How about you get to quarters, listen to him! My favorite rapper is the best of all! How about you go eat a cracker, you parrot nose, fuck!

Remy: I'm... y-y... YOUR DUMBER THAN ANT! I BET YOUR FAVORITE RAPPER IS A CANDY RAPPER!!

Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road?

A: 'Cause someone let go of the handle bars.

What did the skeleton say when his girlfriend said, "I'm gonna break your heart?"

He says, "Go ahead, you're not breaking my 206 healthy bones!"

If I was going to the doctor, he asked me to turn around, and he stuck a nettle in my ass.

I need to go to the hospital because I'm getting shot by a PUN.

How does he go for a poo? He logs out.

Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!

What did the fat girl say to the donut?

"I'm going to eat you tonight..."

Why did the hobo go back to the future?

To stop himself from wasting all his money on a rigged casino machine.

Read the name.

Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!

Why did the rapper go to the bank?

To make some DEPOSITS of RHYMES.

Why did the rapper go to the bank? (Part 2)

To WITHDRAW some BEATS.

Why did the booty go to the party?

It heard it was a "bash."